"You can& #39;t just name your formerly evil immortal kung fu master Sifu"
"Why not"
"Because that just means teacher"
"Hes so old that the concept of teacher is named after him"
And then I got yelled at

"Well what& #39;s his powers"
"He can turn into a bunch of birds in a puff of smoke"
"Oh like cranes or owls or another wise bird"
"no seagulls"
"so he can turn into a flock of seagulls"
"In his backstory he went to america in the 80s to do some big trouble in little Chinatown shit"

"He sounds like a supervillain"
"A powerful martial artist lost a battle with him and bet him that he is incapable of being a decent person even for a year and after killing that martial artist hes going to prove him wrong"
"But"
"But that means after a year back to evil"

"What& #39;s his costume"
"He looks like an evil grandpa"
"That wasn& #39;t the question"