Vote-by-Mail (Thread)

Hello again my dear friends, I hope that these trying times find you well. And #HappyMothersDay to all the mothers out there.

Today, we need to talk about Vote-by-Mail. I have something of a rare perspective on the matter that I hope to share.
Vote-by-Mail was passed in my state years before I could even vote, and I've never voted any other way in my life. We now have decades upon decades of data on the subject, and I am happy to report to you that it is simple, effective, and safe.
If you want hand-marked paper ballots that leave a long paper trail, there you have it. If you want personal signatures to verify the integrity of the ballot, ditto. If you want to serve rural communities, where people can live 40 miles from the nearest poll station, you got it.
Honestly, "going to the polls" and queuing up is hilariously archaic to me. It's like if you still churned your own butter by hand.

We still set up polling stations in libraries and schools, for those that are nostalgic for that old feeling, though, very few people use them.
Back in brighter days, I wished to gather some friends and make a "hipster voting day" where we'd gather at the library, dressed in Sun Dresses and Suits and Fedoras, and pretend to jam up the line, while hoping to bribe the no-doubt vexed library staff with cookies and pizza.
Now, I have already gone over some of the advantages of Vote-by-Mail, but, it is important to note that it is not a silver-bullet, nor a miracle cure for anything. I've seen so-called progressives claim that it would lead to a blue wave, and similar fears from conservatives.
Kidney infections frequently can cause cognitive issues that resemble delirium or even dementia. And he filled out two different ballots from two different states, apparently.

The state Department of Justice settled, the Judge waived his fine, and slapped his wrist, so to speak
The vast, vast majority of voter fraud cases, as rare as they are, are like this, where the voter makes a mistake, under mitigating circumstances, and then is caught. And that's the real key.

They are always caught, due to the hand-marked paper ballots.
It is kind of like how Nations with better testing for Covid-19 seem to have more cases. Or, how States with better Sexual Assault reporting, recording, and testing, seem to have more cases of Sexual Assault. It's actually a sign that the system works.
The idea that it is somehow a Democratic plot is utter nonsense. Nonsense that I have heard before.

One of the major opponents of Vote-by-Mail in my state was one Bill Sizemore. A truly pitiful human being. https://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-27473-we-can-now-refer-to-him-as-bill-sizemore-felon.html
No comment is necessary here. https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1247658663617138691?s=20
And now, I am certain I can leave it to you, my dear friends, to understand what I am getting at. It's all smoke and mirrors with these people. To obfuscate real election interference, and to place blame on others for their own sin.
Thanks for reading
-Ryan.
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