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the commercials are honestly one of the worst parts of this whole thing, they’re all the same and they are insufferable
“in these trying times, we want to be there for you. that’s why you can still buy a doritos loco honda civic. because we care.
“in these trying times, we want to be there for you. that’s why you can still buy a doritos loco honda civic. because we care.
“we want to say thank you to all the workers and families out there. that’s why we’re offering a 5% discount on our unlimited breadsticks here at progressive insurance. we’re all in this together.”
“the world is changing, but we’re not. you can always count on us to be there every step of the way. and when this is all over, we hope you can come back to subway and enjoy our new on demand film service, quibiznos.”
“we’re bringing the world together, every zoom conference, bad haircut, and funny pet video at a time. because here at the daughters of the confederacy, we’re all family.”
“for all the families out there, we want to be there for you. that’s why we’re rereleasing the song of the south on disney plus, available now. because here at the walt disney company, we pay our employees.”
“to all of our workers, drivers, and customers, amazon wants to say thanks. and to show our gratitude, we’ll be offering prime for just $5 for your first month with any purchase of batman forever on DVD. we’ll get through this, together.”
“things are difficult out there. that’s why outback steakhouse will be selling used jorts to raise money for j crew. we look forward to seeing you in our stores again soon.”
“we want to say thanks to our brave walmart employees. that’s why we’re keeping our stores open even longer. now you can shop with us whenever you want. because we care about you, our customers.”
“things are tough out there. now, more than ever, capital one under stands that. that’s why we’ll be selling sub prime mortgage-backed securities to any small businesses that want them. our doors are always open.”
“with everyone staying at home, the world looks a little different. here at google, we’re working nonstop to get you the tools you need to get to work. today, we’re introducing google burrito. education will never be the same.”
“from every awkward video call, to makeshift classroom, we’re there with you every step of the way. that’s why we were founded, and it’s why we’re still here all these years later. if we work together, everything will be ok. that’s the axe body spray motto.”
“one day, sports and concerts and parties are going to come back. and on that day, we’ll be right there, by your side, selling you our dietary supplements. that’s the alex jones way.”
