No offence Boris, but if you think I'm sending my Reception and Year 1 kids back to school at the beginning of June you are are a more stupid cunt than I thought before, and that was a lot.

Again with the random double words. I swear this Samsung update is ruining my life, or at least my tweets.

The kids are fine without school, in many European countries they wouldn't even be attending yet.

I want to see my parents and I don't want the risk of passing something to them.

The kids are shit at personal space.

Nope, my mind is made up. No school for us this school year.