My mom is a sweet but take no https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Pile of poo" aria-label="Emoji: Pile of poo"> woman.

I don’t call her to be coddled, I call her to hear the truth.

She thoroughly enjoys her sense of humor... and if you don’t, well that’s just fine by her.

I may have learned a thing or two from my mama... and I ain’t mad. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face with tongue"> #MothersDay https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
*also want to add that my father is the COMPLETE opposite.

Takes all my https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Pile of poo" aria-label="Emoji: Pile of poo">, tells me what I want to hear, and thinks I’m hilarious.

They also just celebrated 47 years of marriage. So - ya know - balance. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
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