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The absolute queerest Pokémon of gen 1 - a thread
Butterfree: what’s gayer than a butterfly in blue ballet shoes?
Beedrill: A lesbian Beyoncé stan with the strap on BOTH hands. The power
Clefairy: The nails, the curl, the body, and tail, the blush. We stan a fem and fabulous fairy
Vulpix and Ninetales: that girl who was sickening in high school then got even more so once they came out. This bitch was born with bundles
Jigglypuff: Ariana wishes she had the range. Ms. Jiggly’s whistle tones will snatch every arianators wigs right off
Meowth: you want to talk about a bitch who can READ. Your fans call you mother, but, bitch, her fans calm her Meowth
Machoke: the original muscle gay(can also be a butch lesbian). We know she’s a dom, who else would have “choke” in their name? 
Dewgong: Cute, cuddly, with an elegant tail. I’ll take ten!
Cloister: Ms. Ma’am invented dominatrix. Every tool, part, and piece you could ever need. But only if you’re a good girl
(Crystal) Onix: I mean... look at the material
Hitmonchan: bitch showed how to the fight in a miniskirt and boxing gloves. She is the future liberals want
Goldeen: She didn’t have to snap like this. How you under the sea with a full beat. I know Fenty when I see it and this queen knows how to paint
Staryu and Starmie: This bitch is so bad she is literally a bejeweled star. These girls alone put Misty on the map
Jynx: HIGH drag! She was one of the original Barbz and had inches and inches of blonde bundles. You bitches could never
Lapras: Girl all the homos wanted one. Cute and convenient. Plus she drives herself! A must have for the girls
Eevee, Vaporeon, and Flareon: Eevee is the nonbinary icon we need but will never deserve, Vaporeon was half mermaid with an over the top choker, Flareon was almost as flaming as I am. I’ll take one of each!
Articuno: Look at the tail.... look at it. She’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she IS the moment. She walked so Ms. Elso could run.
Dratini and Dragonair: again... look at the material. These two are faggotry incarnate.
Mew: last but certainly not least. Our nonbinary, asexual, queer ICON. I fully believe Mew was at stonewall. We stan and will forever stan!!
