TMA CHARACTERS AS CATS (2019): a thread

JONATHAN SIMS as VICTORIA THE WHITE CAT: i dont fucking know theyre both the protagonist and she had kinda a romance with mr mistoffelees who’s martin just let it happen

MARTIN BLACKWOOD as THIS WEIRD LITTLE FREAK: oh well i never was there ever a cat so clever as. mahtin :)

TIMOTHY STOKER as RUM TUM TUGGER: release the cock cut.

GERTRUDE ROBINSON as OLD DEUTERONOMY: this was the last film i ever saw in theaters and i had to witness dame judi dench stick her leg just directly into the air just for absolutely no reason i still feel deranged

GERARD KEAY as MUNKUSTRAP: his acting during the last like 5 minutes of this film while gertrude cat is singing is genuinely the highlight of the entire film he’s so INTO it for absolutely no reason. anyways goth king or smthn

JURGEN LEITNER as JAMES CORDEN: i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i ha

MICHAEL SHELLEY AND HELEN RICHARDSON as MUGOJERRIE AND RUMPLETEAZER: this one’s true actually. evil twins just here to fuck w ppl and cause chaos? that’s MY distortions

JANE PRENTISS as JENNYANYDOTS: there is a wasp’s nest in my attic. or. a cockroach nest. yknow

PETER LUKAS as MACAVITY: evil. disappears people into thin air (the lonely). yeah

ELIAS BOUCHARD as TAYLOR SWIFT: just there to sing a jazzy little number and be evil. a weird little freak. u dont need anything else

SASHA JAMES as GRIZABELLA: see it’s a haha funny for her to sing the song MEMORY just like jonny had her be like ”im unforgettable! :D” bc everyone ffforgot her they fuckijhnhg. dont have any damn memory of h