Sometimes we meet some people on social media and we tend to like them and of course want to meet them.

Well, same was my case with a girl I met on 2go many years ago.

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I used to be into 2go like mad then. I can't even remember the username Sha!
It all started one day, I decided to goto one one the 2go rooms!
I saw one babe called CassieAngel.
Maybe sha but I think so. The babe was fine as fuck.

So I decided to say Hi to her in the group. This babe responded! I was like Chai! I Don see better babe. She replied me with Afternoon Jay! Yeah I was using Jay in the room then
I asked if I could enter her dm! She said she doesn't mind.
Omo see as I happy die

Should I continue?

So let's continue.
I decided to check her profile..
Mehn if you see this babe! Fine and choc skinned!
Her boobs was neatly packed and her cleavages was popping out.
She wore a necklace and the pendant was suffocating in her boobs!
I was like "my hand Don catch this one"

I said to her
Hi what's up with you.
And guess what. She responded with
I'm good sweet heart!.
Jeez she used sweet heart for me.
Come and see the way I smiled all through..
I was using one Nokia then,
Nokia N70!
Symbian users will remember this legendary p phone.

We connected really good.
How this girl got to vibe with me. I don't know. I remembered I was looking like a bag of beans then. Please don't ask for my throwback picture.
We chatted for hours and never got tired.
Then it 100 naira for 10mb. Data used to last well back then.

So while we were chatting I got to find out she stayed just few kilometers from my house.
Can you see that the Lord is good all the time.
I collected her number and we talked.
Her voice was so soft like .
I was already tripping.

Many times I would subscribe to chat with this babe and she would request for 2go coin.
2go people would remember what that is.
I'll send her go-coins from my own account.
She would thank me and me would go broke .
Call me mumu, yes I deserve it.

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So I'll send her go Coins and other stuffs!
Everything was looking so perfect.
So one day I told her I want to see her.
She played as at first reluctant.
After several pressure and hesitation, she later accepted to see me.
So we fixed a date and planned to see in a restaurant.

I told my childhood friend called Tolu, he suggest I look so good for that fine babe.
He asked how I met that girl with my mumu profile. I told him it's skills .
He suggest we move with his dad's benz. It was an old baby benz. It was a big boy's car back then.

So he told me I was going to fuel the car tank.
I had a 'Kolo' then also known as piggy Bank..
I broke it and removed all my savings.
So fast forward to the day of the date!
I went to the filling station and got 8litres of fuel cos Benz takes lot of fuel.

When Tolu's dad left the house, boom it was time for us to move the car out. I called the babe. Her name is Cassie.
Cassie told me she's going to be waiting for me at the bus stop which she mentioned.
I told her okay.
I poured the fuel in the car and we moved!

When I got close to her bus stop, I called her again to know what she was putting on, so I'd identify her and then meet her wherever she was.
To my greatest surprise, it was another tears coming for me.
Guess what I saw?

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Back to our gist,
When we got closer, I called Cassie.
I asked her what she was putting on and she said a skirt and a grey blouse.
I looked around from the description that was given. I didn't see any girl with that description after burning fuel.
Babe! Where are you now?

I told her to go close to the nearest filling station which was an Oando filling station.
Guys! Guess what I saw..
Saw one kukube girl walking wearing a skirt and grey blouse.
Haaaa! Mogbe Nkan shey mi!
This can't be Cassie na..
I asked my friend

That was the first time I'll be encountering a catfish on 2go. I got down from the car and told Tolu to follow me to the restaurant!
Tolu said Nooooo! Shey it's my girl and not his!.
The girl had mad pimple on her face.. She was freaking short.

I now asked her why she had to deceive me.
Guess what she said
"But you didn't ask for my pictures".
I was like "Are you okay?"
Why do this to me Cassie.
She now said.
"I want to know if you really love me"

Can you imagine the nonsense talk.
Me?
Ayo?
Love?
Is you normal?

She ordered for food.
I decided to stay gentle and calm.
I called Tolu to please wait for me.
We got to the restaurant and she started ordering for orisirisi!
Are you okay?
Only you Rice, chicken and sandwiches.
Did they tell you I'm father christmas?

She Sha ate and I didn't other for food but just water! She asked why! I told her I don't have appetite.
See CassieAngel eating like Ashunu!
Ordinary chicken, otitun fo egungun!
See how she was breaking the bones!
Haaa! Nawao!
Which kind bad market be this one na

We Sha finished eating and then she said she wants to spend more time with me.
Shey oh yawere.
Do i look like a waiter!?
I told her I need to go now and I can't stay one more minute. I was about going when she asked for a hug.
Egbami! Who did I offend? .

Short girls are adorable but you see this one.
She's way more than short. I told her I can't hug her bluntly.. She felt bad so I just forced the hug.. I even bent to hug her.
I left the restaurant angry.
I rushed to Tolu's side and then I told him to drive us home

Tolu was busy laughing my experience and then something happened again

100RT and I'll continue