"Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers, even the haters and losers."

I probably shouldn't joke around on lazy weekends when people aren't fully focused. No, these are not my words. They are also not Trump's words. It's a parody of the tweet we woke up expecting to see from the president who is trying to melt the intertubes today. Sigh.

A sampling of greatest hits (courtesy of @EricColumbus)

If anyone would like the box set, here's all 36 of his "Haters and Losers" tweets. With every purchase you get one free covfefe. http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/archive