Oedipus complex? Pretty simple actually, I just love suckin on tits
wow this blew up
he at it again
i& #39;ve been laughing on-and-off all day about a joke i made last night
j*ke
then like a sinner before the gates of heaven i& #39;ll come crawling on back to you
(me to pulpy orange juice after it hurts me every time)
what was the question
by the time you read this i will have less than my current 296 followers
tfw your wanna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom on a bike
imagine finding one of these tweets just one and you happened upon this thread
tfw your wanna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike
fuck
feel free to quote tweet any of these
me gesturing towards all of my tweets
americans be like can i have a glass of wahdda
or w-ah-dur
i am listening to the worlds greatest playlist
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