Oedipus complex? Pretty simple actually, I just love suckin on tits
wow this blew up
he at it again
i've been laughing on-and-off all day about a joke i made last night
j*ke
then like a sinner before the gates of heaven i'll come crawling on back to you
(me to pulpy orange juice after it hurts me every time)
what was the question
by the time you read this i will have less than my current 296 followers
tfw your wanna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom on a bike
imagine finding one of these tweets just one and you happened upon this thread
tfw your wanna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike
fuck
feel free to quote tweet any of these
me gesturing towards all of my tweets
americans be like can i have a glass of wahdda
or w-ah-dur
i am listening to the worlds greatest playlist
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