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these are mr freezes, the blue and red are superior.

many will mistake these for normal lollies, but they are a force to be reckoned with.

the sealing is impossible to open with your teeth and it will get messy once it melts...

7/10

these are rocket lollies, best served on a hot summer day.

the design is simply for practical terms, it will NOT shoot off into the sky, unfortunately.

i have never been able to finish one of these without a bit falling on the floor or me.

6/10

here we have a helter skelter! now i know what you’re thinking, what the fuck is this? well, it’s pRaCtiSe.

drips very easily but due to being tesco brand, the taste is immaculate.

this one sounds extremely sexual, so please ignore that.

8.2/10

JUBBLYS! these were easily the first thing you’d open up on a sunny day in june!

plenty of flavours and although you may need scissors, mess free!

people who like these are immediately going to heaven.

9.99999999/10

in conclusion, i’m way too lazy to keep on with the number of brands, so here is a chart i found off google that basically sums up the verdict.

i’m sorry you had to waste 5 minutes of your life on this.

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