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In case you are new to this bird app and you are surprised or miffed at the methods and styles of media rapportage, criticism, and advocacy on this Twitter, please don’t be (I won’t blame you if you are). That is the norm here; that’s how we roll, it is not a new normal, ...

we are used to it, especially since 2015. See, there are different assessment standards for the ruling APC and the major opposition, the PDP. On this app, this is how we roll:

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Only APC politicians such as Buhari, El-Rufai & Tinubu and their children can be mentioned in any negative news, the ones in the PDP are like Lord Voldemort in Harry Porter, they must not be named.

Only Buhari can be tagged a tyrant & dictator on Yele Sowore’s planned revolution but you see the likes of Ben Ayade can only be ‘implored’, ‘begged’ ‘prevailed upon’ to release the likes of Agba Jalingo &co for writing against the governor. SERAP, I lie?

VP Yemi Osinbajo is just an ordinary slave, he isn’t as active as Alex Ekwueme, Namadi Sambo, and GEJ in their days as VP.

All Tinubu knows is to hold Lagos ransom, he couldn’t even emulate the likes of TY Danjuma and T.A Orji in Taraba and Abia states respectively. Can’t he see the good works their proteges such as Ikpeazu and Ishaku are doing?

Only the likes of Ngozi Iweala can be tagged ‘technocrat’ & intellectual” but you see the likes of Kemi Adeosun and others (excluding Simon Lalong) appointed by PMB are nothing but incompetent and clueless even if they implemented IPPIS, TSA and steer Nigeria out of recession.

Only Rauf Aregbesola owed salaries, don& #39;t tell me you didn& #39;t see the outpour of encomiums by pensioners and workers on Ortom and Ikpeazu in this last workers& #39; day for prompt payment of salaries and entitlements. It’s uncommon!

Why should SanwoOlu beg for donation to the fire incident at Abule Ado? Doesn’t he realize Lagos fires, unlike the one in Ochanja (Anambra) are immune from donation?

Social investment programs such as NPOWER and Tradermoni are scams for electioneering and embezzlement purposes but you see cassava bread, clean stove and CCTV installation projects have been so impactful. Oh, sweet bread! Yummy!

Only progress in Ghana, Chad, &Senegal (even if they are some times fake and exaggerated) can be shared but visible & concrete progress in Nigeria under Buhari must be ignored coz they are ‘audio’.Only BBC,Al-Jazeera can report our progress, @channelstv & @ARISEtv no get time

Only Pastor Adeboye (and Indaboski, of recent) can be dragged here, if you try Ota Bishop, hellfire ya niyen!

You see the likes of @jeffphilips1, @Ayourb, @olusogaowoeye, @fimiletoks , can’t survive without BMC& #39;s 30k but Henry Shield, Segalink,Tutsy, Deji are accomplished professionals in their respective fields before they ventured into activism, all for sake of the masses.

@iyaboawokoya is an advocate of poverty but Invictus Obi was just smart. FBI arrested him because he is a Nigerian. How dare @Millishield tell us to start from somewhere, even if it is small? Who you?

Tolu Ogunlesi and Bashir are lost cases, they are very incompetent, they don’t even know simple arithmetic like their Oyo counterparts, those ones even formed new date styles. GSM knows to assemble technocrats.

That Kano people sha, na illiterate plenty pass for there, how will they atttend burial without social distancing? Can’t they emulate us in the south here?

You see that @Waspapplng_ , he is the only bigot on this app but Anambra First son, Onye Okuzi, FFK and other southerners are detribalized patriots and nationalists.

These above are a few of our methods of checking accountability and assessing good governance. So please get used to it and don’t be surprised.

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