VIAGRA PRANK ON LAKE 🧪😂😂(this shit was so funny) #FreakyStoryTime #freakythreads #sex #hoodlove #freakystorytimes
aight this finna be long cuz i was being extra that day
b4 this story, here’s three mistakes i made -
- i put eight 💊’s
- i took him out in public
- i took him back home (cuz then he fucked me up)
so this was actually tha perfect time to pull this prank on lake because his throat had been hurting so ive been waking up and making him horchata for his throat
so tha night b4 i did this i went over to my brother house cuz i know him and his girl is hella freaky and he buy alotta viagra. and yah know i was really tryna provoke lake so i took eight pills with me y’all. eight, when i did it, it seemed like a good idea but nahh son.
FF⏭ - day of tha prank:
so i woke up and went to make him his horchata and so i made it put all EIGHT pills in - and if anyone is wondering the brand of pill i used is called ‘alpha man’ - and then i sat it in tha microwave and you couldn’t even tell tha difference
and then he called me, “ma-ma where yah at?”, “tha kitchen”, “no!come back to dada”, “im coming back, do you want your horchata now?”, “yes ma-ma”
so then i went back upstairs to give him his shit and he drunk it all and then i went to tha downstairs bathroom just to mess with him cuz when i left he was already hard so
HOL UP 🚨FIT CHECK BITCHH 🚨
this what i had on..
- chicago bulls mitchell and ness t shirt
- black fashionnova sorry mom shorts
- red huaraches
- slick two buns
then i went back upstairs and he saw me and he was like “ma-ma you look so fine”
and then he rubbed my ass on his print and not even gone hold you bro tat shit felt good cuz he was hard asf
damn y’all coming thru for this thread lemme finish for y’all
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