I started Mother’s Day in the most kim way ever. Staying up too late and then ending up getting 3.5-4 hours of sleep because my toddler has a sense that tells her when I’m not laying on the hard ass floor in her room while she sleeps. She rarely does this but ohhhh man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😴" title="Sleeping face" aria-label="Emoji: Sleeping face">
Most mom way, not kim https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏼‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (medium light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
This thread should just continue to emphasize how tired I am
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