“Do you lot even have hair under them wigs?” You scramble for your natural hair pics. “Do women have hobbies?” You start listing your interests. “What do you bring to the table apart from sex?” You start explaining your life. Stop getting drawn out by men who don’t like you.

I don’t know why so many of us ain’t clocked...people do this to reiterate that you’re beneath them. My bald headed, hobbyless, nothing to offer ass is doing fine. I have love, I have value that extends beyond what I look like or ‘have to offer’ one dunce on Twitter.

I have nothing o! Abeg, make I rest. I no kill pesin Mama. It is not a crime to have no hair, no hobbies and fuck all to offer a fucker.