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Cant sleep so here's a thread of things I've learned while living with my significant other (NAT) 
#1. If she says "should I do this" or "do you think I should do this" just do it bud. Just fuken do it because that means she wants you to do it but won't tell you.
#2. If she can't decide on where to go out to eat just start driving and ignore her for like 3 minutes without saying anything and just drive. The pressure will cause her to decide and tell you.
#3. If she leaves her makeup out while still doing her makeup don't put it away because she has her own little set up and it'll ruin the vibe or whatever so just walk passed it even if you want to clean it so bad.
#4. The shower is hers but the counter and sink are yours my good sir and don't let anyone take that away.
#5. If she cooks something and asks you to try it be completely honest because then if you don't eat it she's going after your ass and she'll say you lied (which you did )
#.6 She will wake up mad and upset or happy AF with full energy for no reason there is no in between so just get ready. 
Either way she will be hungry.
Either way she will be hungry.
#7. If you think you should ask her about that very specific detail on something she asked you to do please ask because it can ruin everything.
#8. If you're playing with the boys and she starts talking to you listen to her because she won't repeat herself on purpose to prove the point that you pay more attention to the game than her. So , (pro tip) start the conversation with her first and then join the boys
#9. My FAVORITE. If she starts arguing with you about something you had already told her about just tell her you're going to the bathroom and walk away so she says what she has to say really quick. Do this every time . This is called classical conditioning.
#10. Lastly but probably the most important. She is not your property or your fuken maid. Don't treat her as such and ALWAYS SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU. You are also part of the team so please clean up after yourself and clean as you would normally.
