This is actually true she whispers, quietly recounting all the beards that have worshipped properly at her gates and been showered with love. https://twitter.com/alexaleighx3/status/1259333519865757698

I feel like all these bearded dudes commenting on this thread just want a date.

I got you boo. I'll let you buy me tacos and show me a good time if you that thing I like.

I've found three new ex's in that thread.