Because you have a significant number of followers doesn't mean you are a true Naija Influencer.

Here are 8 characteristics you must posses to become a true influencer.

A thread

1. Apart from tweeting about sex everytime, you also need to know how to randomly ask dunce questions like "if I break your ps5 and stand naked before you, will you beat me?"

Then Insert "PS I follow back under it"

2. When another influencer gets a job, congratulate him or her on the timeline then secretly send an email to the owner of the gig asking why you didn't get the job instead.

3. Now, it is very important you always remember that people with low followers are below you and that they are always poor, so if they shoot any shot, block it. Then post your private conversations on the TL with madT caption like "Grow your Followers before growing feelings"

4. So that people will not start thinking you don't have sense, once in a while you can just come and drop some aspire to perspire lines and then return to point 1.

5. When tagged in a post with low interaction, steal that tweet but don't forget to change some few words.

6. If the post already have lots of interaction, screenshot & post, or do whatever, just make sure you don't retweet it. You might die.

7. True influencers know how important Giveaways are, so insufficient funds is not even an excuse.

Who said you cannot do giveaway with fake alert??

8. Also do not forget that any trending topic you see, you must jump on it. Even if you don't know jack about what's going on just say something.

One last thing, check my header

I'm still following everyone back