Good morning Halifax Twitter! I have a huge favour to ask. @daveanthony mentioned last night today is his son’s 11th birthday and he’s pretty sad. Can we send some corny kid-friendly jokes his way to cheer him up please? I’ll start below.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat!

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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