Hold on a second, I can’t see you. Let me put my glasses on.
Wait, are you there cause all I see is hair.
What do you mean ‘I’m right here’?
Wait a second. Are those white things your teeth. I could swear it was some white rocks surrounded by moss.
Oh so it is you. Give me a second while I clear my eyeballs.
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