she wolf by shakira is about coronavirus

"s.o.s., she's in disguise" - covid originally being thought of as 'just flu'

"the moon's awake now, with eyes wide open" - you can't even sleep, you're too busy coughing

"my body's craving, so feed the hungry" - virus removes sense of taste but obviously you still get hungry

"so i'm gonna go somewhere cozy to get me a lover and tell you about it" - shakira practising social distancing, self-isolating somewhere 'cozy' and telling others thru skype

"there's a she wolf in your closet/let it out so it can breathe" - self-explanatory

"sitting across a bar staring right at her prey/it's going well so far she's gonna get her way" - covid (the titular she wolf) thrives in packed places like bars

"behave very bad in the arms of a boy" - men get it worse

"awoo" - the sound your lungs make as you wheeze to death

shakira was truly a prophet and this is exactly why she's friends with gordon brown