she wolf by shakira is about coronavirus

"s.o.s., she& #39;s in disguise" - covid originally being thought of as & #39;just flu& #39;

"the moon& #39;s awake now, with eyes wide open" - you can& #39;t even sleep, you& #39;re too busy coughing

"my body& #39;s craving, so feed the hungry" - virus removes sense of taste but obviously you still get hungry

"so i& #39;m gonna go somewhere cozy to get me a lover and tell you about it" - shakira practising social distancing, self-isolating somewhere & #39;cozy& #39; and telling others thru skype

"there& #39;s a she wolf in your closet/let it out so it can breathe" - self-explanatory

"sitting across a bar staring right at her prey/it& #39;s going well so far she& #39;s gonna get her way" - covid (the titular she wolf) thrives in packed places like bars

"behave very bad in the arms of a boy" - men get it worse

"awoo" - the sound your lungs make as you wheeze to death

shakira was truly a prophet and this is exactly why she& #39;s friends with gordon brown