TL sleep? i got really smacked from edibles & went to the market to buy chicken wings to make. i got home took a nap & y’all i don’t know where the chicken wings are.

i swear i looked everywhere now I’m convinced i didn’t even bring them home 😭
I’ve been in a mindfuck for the past 3 days trying to back track and think where tf could i have put them like wth.
I have to explain the level of mind fuck I’ve been in the last few days

When i woke up from the nap i thought i dreamt that i went to the supermarket. Then a few hours later i was like nah... that was real life. Go check the freezer..
I check the freezer and see no wings so I’m like no that was legit a dream, then i open fridge and i see a whole bunch of shit i bought and it all clicked I DID go to the market
So i tear up the place trying to find these chicken wings thinking it must of been in a separate bag and i didn’t put it in the fridge...

then I’m like you know what maybe i thought i bought the chicken wings and actually didn’t
Tell me why i found the receipt today... CHARGED FOR CHICKEN WINGS.

So I DID leave the market with chicken wings... like ??? 😭

This is truly the biggest mindfuck of my life and every 10 minutes i keep thinking where tf did the chicken wings go
I hope y’all know i woke up thinking about these missing wings again 😭
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