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3am happy mother’s day i can’t stop thinking about that time last year when my mom thought she was being cute by scratching at my head bc she thought i was being annoying and absolutely obliterated the shunt i’ve had since i was a month old
or that time i called her bc i’d been too dizzy and violently ill to get out of bed for three full days and i was like i have a brain condition should i go to the ER and she was like well remember that you’re very dramatic so i hung up. yes i did in fact need brain surgery
more greatest hits....that time i did my math homework wrong and she’s in accounts payable so she demanded she would be a hero and help me and i still didn’t get it so she locked me outside in the middle of january in minnesota
that time she got so fucking lit while making my sister (3?) & i (4?) do the dishes (bc she had already fed us off all the of frisbees from the toy box) that my sister fell backwards off the rolling chair and we had to call an ambulance and she got stitches inside of her mouth
OH when i had finally come home from two months as a newborn in the nicu and was on a machine that beeped when i stopped breathing but she had her dealer’s 6yo daughter come babysit me in the house while they smoked up on the deck
or when i was a kid and i wanted idk attention or something bc i’m a fucking monster and she wouldn’t even LOOK at me so i’d cry bc i’m a dramatic horrible gremlin and she turned the tv volume up so loud to drown me out that it blew the speakers hahahaha
