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I’m bored
I thought you’d be taller
You look like you beat your meat to photos of dolphin pussy
You look like your sexual awakening was dissecting frogs in 8th grade
You most definitely buy toxic masculinity scented hygiene products
You most definitely didn’t listen when your mama told you to stay away from them white women
You definitely eat cereal with your bare hands
Does being a pick me ever get tiring?
Your constant state of self pity is annoying and that’s why nobody wants to fuck you
I deadass forgot you existed
I didn’t even know you existed
Using your twitter as a public chronicle of your emotional state/as a broad form update for your friends seems unhealthy and lazy to me.
You got a thick ass neck bro
You most definitely say n*gger when nobody is around
You only follow me out of a sense of white guilt
You lowkey annoy me
You got a civil rights face
Finding out you’re a white guy was a top 10 anime betrayal
You need to loosen up and not be a robot all the time
Some of y’all I don’t have shit for.
That time you retweeted your wife calling you out for being detrimentally horny was one of the clingier moments in my time on this app. The timeline ain’t the place to handle that shit. Go to couples therapy
