is there a super tycoon lan wangji who owns a massive mansion + pool boy / personal chef / housekeeper wei wuxian fic somewhere? asking for a friend

wei wuxian: eat the rich
lan wangji, sitting on his pool chair, sweating nervously: yes eat me pls

we interrupt your regular programming to give you a headcanon: lan wangji stepping out of the shower, unaware that wei wuxian was cleaning his room. wwx then once again unabashedly comments on his body.

cue lwj unable to stop himself from pinning wwx against the nearest desk.

“s-sir,” wwx looks up at lan wangji, “was i out of line?” he couldn’t help his eyes from staring at lwj’s arms as he trails off.

lwj says nothing. he only leans forward, their faces so close he can feel the warmth of wwx’s breath against his.

wwx doesn’t move away, a smirk starting to form along his lips. he’s well aware of how often lwj looks at him whenever he’s around.

boldly, he looks at lwj with a playful glint in his eyes, “yknow,” he lifts a finger and trails it along lwj’s jaw, “this is gonna cost you extra.”

pwp. that’s it. this au is definitely going to be rated E

oh yeah i saved this screencap as wangxian reference lmao ide watch the show

accidentally finished fire emblem dlc earlier today when i was planning to write some wangxian, so i’ll just continue this thread bc i’ll most probably lose the stuff tomorrow.