I was peer pressured by a friend of mine to finally watch TROS so. *inhales* Here we go.........

Okay starting this. At least Kylo Ren is pretty AF.

WHY ARE THEY JUST REPEATING PREQUEL LINES

Wait the Imperial star destroyers raise THIS. EARLY. WE ARE. 5 MINS IN. KYLO ALREADY WANTED TO DESTROY THE JEDI. DID JJTERRO WATCH ANYTHING.

THIS IS NOT A CONT OF TLJ. WTF IS THIS like I love the Finn and Poe but WHAT ARE THEY DOING WHO CARES

LIGHTSPEED SKIPPING. W T F I S THIS ????????

Wait so the “red string of fate” is just Rey cutting down ribbons because Jedi Training YOLO HAHAHAHAHAH

This trio is so stale. I love all the actors .... Oh my GOD SOMEHOW PALPATINE RETURNED I HEARD IT. HOW DOES POE KNOW ALL THIS. THE EXPOSITION. I CANNOT.

Oh. So. Exegol was the hiddden world of the Sith this whole time tell me more 3PO....HOW DID LUKE TALK ABOUT IT. REY BBY COME BACK TO ME

WHY DOES LUKE HAVE A SEARCH FOR EXEGOL ?????????????

KMT BBY GIRL

“Rey, Never be afraid of who you are” WHAT DID YOU LET HER BE @starwars

This hot boy just takes this mask for no reason ?? Okay.

Dohmnall bby I am so sorry

MY KNIGHTS AND I ????

BITCH. WHERE. ?????

We are already at Pasaana ? I take back everything I said about how good JJ is at pacing films.

LOL KYLO’S JUST LIKE CHILLIN. LIKE HEY BBY GIRL COME TAKE MAH HAND

“Prepare my ship.” Lol. Did JJ run out of lines and was like “FUCK WHAT DID RIAN WRITE”

Oh. They all conveniently know who lando is. Got it.

Wow this sandpit scene is sad and I thought it happened later

REY JUST FINDS A DAGGER IN THE SAND THAT LUKE WAS LOOKING FOR WITH NO CONTEXT?????????? Luke. Bby boy. My ROTJ Love. I am so sorry honey.

OH *NSYNC!KOR YOU GO YOU USELESS BITCHES

The KOR are just like. Standing there being hot.

This desert scene of her jumping over the Tie is forever a different film.

The cinematography is so bad holy crap.

Oh. I see where Poe gets his backstory erased .......................................

Lol. I like. Lit rally thought C3PO was going to remember Padme Anakin and Obi Wan during this scene. And he is like. Doing. What ???? Exactly ??

RANDOM IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER WITH CHEWIE ON IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kylo bby. I am so sorry you have so many lines that could have been in TLJ.

Sry. Had to pause because I broke down crying at Kylo’s Palpatine exposition. @rianjohnson got it. He got it. #thankyourianjohnson. I am so sorry. I hate this so much. We had it. We had it guys. And they took it away. We had it. We had representation. And they did NOT CARE.

We’re still paused. I am so sad.

Still paused. I hate this so much.

Bby I am so sorry

“I’ll tell you” WTF is this. This is literally force time.

WAIT HUX IS THE SPY THIS RANDOMLY. I only remember this because @art_of_stardust jolted ouT of her seat and shouted W H A T

WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?? BBY BOY YOU HAVE LEARNED FROM THIS FROM TLJ. Sorry. Your writers forgot.

“I’m afraid no one does.” Bby girl what do ppl know ?!!!!!????

SHE MATCHED A BLADE WITH AN OBLITERATED DEATH STAR. WHO. EDITED. THIS.

I LOVE JANNAH BUT THIS IS NOT A STORM TROOPER REBELLION JJ

Why is Rey already meeting Kylo at the Death Star ? I am all for a meet cute. But like. ??????????

This dark Rey scene is the worst editing I have ever seen. Lol. This is not the same movie.

THE DARK SIDE IS IN OUR NATURE. preach it bby.

Wait. Rey is the one attacking and Leia needs to use all her strength to reach her son ..... THAT SHE ATTACKED ??? THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

THIS IS THE WORST EDITING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

They made a different movie. They made a different movie. And somehow they pulled this out of their tight a**holes.

They killed a dead woman on screen like..... @starwars what happened to you ????

This Han scene could have been so great and they wasted it. WTF ???

Oscar is so done. Like.....F I NA L OR D E R ?? “I’m not ready ??!” DID YOU WATCH TLJ POE?!! Oscar I am so sorry.

I’m bawling again over this Ahch-To scene. How could they do this ??!! This is the most OOC scene I have ever seen.

Why would she care about a lightsaber this was the place where Rey learned of her darkeness and her future and what she would overcome. @rianjohnson I am. So. Sorry. Thank you

Why is Yoda‘s theme playing when he pulls the x wing out of the water?? Why does he care Yoda let him move beyond this. Only Rian understood SW.

“Holdo maneuver” is a Reddit term. Jjerrio revealed their dumb asses with that alone. They didn’t care.

i love Jannah but like ?!)! You all could have done my girl better

Where did they get all these horses ?????

This movie makes me hate Palpatine and I love him. I have loved him since I was 6.

WAIT. He. Like. Lit rally is just like. “You’re a Sith girl congrats!!’ I repeat. @starwars I. TRUSTED. YOU.

OH THE STADIUM OF SITH IS AS CRINGE AS I EXPECTED

WHEN WAS ANY OF THIS ESTABLISHED???

WAIT. Bby boy. Ben. I love you. BUT YOU JUST LIKE SHOW UP IN THAT SWEATER

Wow. The KOR really are NOT in this HolySHIT

Wait. So like. You’re proving Palpatine wrong by screwing him over with Ben. BUT THEN HE DIES ????????????

WHERE DID HE GET THAT FLEET

WHY IS THERE A STADIUM OF SITH

THE LAST SKYWALKER DOES FALL. Thank you @starwars for this uplifting hopeful moment

Why does Rey suddenly care about the Jedi!?! The Jedi are the absolute worst fictional characters to ever exist.

This is the worst sh*t I have ever seen.

So Rey overcomes all the Sith. .... but dies. What a story for kids.

God Finn is so wasted. I am so sorry.

Ben loves Rey. Everybody else go home.

Theydidn’tcare Theydidn’tcare Theydidn’tcare Theydidn’tcare Theydidn’tcare Theydidn’tcare

YOU ALL DID WHAT ?? BEN SOLO DID EVERYTHING !!

ZORRI IS THERE BUT BEN ISN’T?????????!??

this is the WORST. SHIT. I. HAVE. EVER. SEEN.

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING LUKE AND LEIA’S THEM RN ??????? NO. n o. John. Williams. I am. So. Sorry.

wait. The sledding editing is so much worse than I thought it was.

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING REY’S THEME. @rianjohnson please come back.

This isn’t a movie. It’s not a movie. It’s not.

5:30 am. Still sobbing. Haven't stopped since I paused TROS for a bit. Going to watch The Last Jedi for the first time since TROS because I am just bawling. How could they when Rian Johnson gave everyone so much?

my apartment neighbors can probs hear me sobbing from the other side. But...This meant so much. It was..more than a bad film. It was a wound on culture. All my dear friends in this fandom I love you & I am so sorry. No matter what. We were right. We had this. They threw it away.

I fell asleep but woke up for the hand touch