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If Jesus Had Female Disciples {A THREAD}
>>>JESUS : I need two women to follow me to Galilee
>>>WOMAN : Jesus you sef, you like waka waka oo , we just came back from Nazareth ,now you want us to go to Galilee , won't you rest small?
>>>JESUS : I need two women to follow me to Galilee
>>>WOMAN : Jesus you sef, you like waka waka oo , we just came back from Nazareth ,now you want us to go to Galilee , won't you rest small?
••30mins later {6 Women Doing Amebo }••
WOMAN 1 : Have you people noticed that Peter...
WOMAN 2 : Which Peter....?
WOMAN 1 : Simon Peter nau, that one that usually walks and be raising shoulders like he's the Assistant Jesus...
WOMAN 1 : Have you people noticed that Peter...
WOMAN 2 : Which Peter....?
WOMAN 1 : Simon Peter nau, that one that usually walks and be raising shoulders like he's the Assistant Jesus...
WOMAN 3 : Don't mind him , and he will be feeling himself just because Jesus told him that he's the Rock
WOMAN 4 : The Rock ke........Dwayne Johnson ni
WOMAN 4 : The Rock ke........Dwayne Johnson ni
WOMAN 5 : Didn't you see the way he will be sending his fellow disciples errands , the other day , I saw him sending Judas to go and fetch water for him
WOMAN 6 : That one na small thing, yesterday , Jesus told me to cook Rice and stew for everybody , Peter said No!! That he wants to eat Fried Rice and Chicken.
Woman 4: And that one they call Matthew, that one that stopped The Woman with the Issue of Blood from touching Jesus
Woman 4: And that one they call Matthew, that one that stopped The Woman with the Issue of Blood from touching Jesus
Woman 3 : What an insult to feminism , how will you stop a woman from touching Jesus, Is Matthew his Chief Security Officer ?
Woman 1 : No mind am , na over sabi dey worry them , Men are Scum, we must avoid them
Woman 1 : No mind am , na over sabi dey worry them , Men are Scum, we must avoid them
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