y’all...i paid two people to come dig up my flowers. promised them 3 tickets each. here’s the gag, i never pick up tickets ppl drop during trades at my island until after they leave but sometimes i don’t have pocket space and im forgetful so they just lay there

so, the two people i picked come and i go over to them and notice there’s a ticket in front of someone. i don’t remember whether it’s mine so i message the person to remind them that im the one paying them not the other way around then head to buy their shovels

the dude messages me back like it’s not mine but the other person picked it up. i go, was it there before y’all arrived? he’s like yeah. so me hoping it wasn’t one of the stacks, takes a mental note to give her just two tickets. i now promise the dude 4 of them for his honesty

now im like she probably thought it was part of her payment & don’t trip, they start digging. once we’re done i start dropping tickets & she rushes to grab them. she grabs two then i move and drop more for the dude. he grabs them. i then ask if everyone got their THREE tickets

SHE GOES “no” LMAOOOO YALL. me and the dude are keyboard smashing in our priv chat like is she deadasshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> i go “didn’t you grab one from the front?” AND SHES LIKE “nvm lol....im not wearing glasses” GIRL BYE GO HOME SLICK RICK

it doesn’t end there...i guess she felt bad because i let the guy explore and she does too then while im far away she goes “why is there a ticket here?” i run over like where? and she leads me to where the ticket she took was. she put it backhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">