Has there ever been a group of people more insufferable and also correct than online vegans

How can you be so right about everything yet so alienating! I want your social goals to succeed, please work on your approach! Look at our tactics as leftists inst—oh wait

I'm already thinking about deleting this because I like vegans and they get enough shit from people, most are very nice, it's just the very online ones who make it their whole thing

Anyways eating less animal protein is objectively good, yes absolutely but also I hear the nut & avocado industries are destroying California's ecosystem so hey maybe it's actually capitalism and our demand for out-of-season tropical products year-round that's the problem!

Holy hell I really need the vegans in here to read more of my tweets and stop proving my original point right by assuming I'm a) talking about all vegans b) not already as vegan as I can reasonably be under my nutritional and financial circumstances

Identity is a hell of a drug

I would request that if you're not going to take the criticism of Certain Online Vegans, that the vegans at least channel that energy in helping me in arguing with the actual anti-vegan-diet people in here, which I am doing and care more about