my dad met my mom for a second, lost her number, remembered she was a nurse, and then called every hospital in the state to ask her out and I can’t even get a text back

This man also makes this woman breakfast in bed EVERY. MORNING. an icon.

No she didn’t find it creepy! When he called she yelled at him because she thought he was her male friend and said “you’re not funny for prank calling me like this. You know I really liked that joe guy and he never called!!!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">

Ok I am done feeling sorry for myself but cheers to the happy couple :)