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ok i'm doing it while i terraform. this will be a thread, i'll use #geoquaranglee so you can mute it if you want. will i last more than an episode or two? time will tell. starting with s1 ep1 but may skip around eps/seasons/songs. who knows https://twitter.com/geomiyoto/status/1258880699395760128

https://twitter.com/geomiyoto/status/1258880699395760128

disclaimers:
-spoilers
-never saw it when it was airing, was never a gleek, people just told me "it seems like something you'd be into" (i was a theater kid) so i watched like 2 seasons a few years ago and got tired. saw highlights/read spoilers for the rest
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(cont.)
-take my opinions on singing ability with a grain of salt i don't know shit, however if something slaps? it slaps. (and vice versa)
-i respect ryan murphy for his commitment to equal opportunities for women and minorities in tv. and i love The Politician.
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final disclaimers:
-i make no guarantees on frequency or quality of tweets
-i realize nobody asked for this. i didn't ask for this. and yet.
-it's glee.
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okay here we go.
stephen tobolowsky is everywhere i go. groundhog day, silicon valley, glee
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i forgot that mr shoe taught spanish. why does mr shoe teach spanish?

kurt using mr cellophane for his audition song is a power move and i love it. sorry to be basic but i kinda love him. #geoquaranglee (forgot the hashtag on the last one, sorry)

also mercedes singing respect. foreshadowing. please respect her
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i know on my own is the most overused female audition song in the world but it still slaps i am an eponine stan, predictably.
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rachel may be awful but god lea michelle is so talented i love my broadway bitches #geoquaranglee

they don't show artie's audition in the pilot. rude.
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i forgot they used myspace. i forgot myspace.
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(i'm gonna need to go eat and do family time soon so if i suddenly stop, dw, i didn't die. rachel berry didn't send me to a crackhouse)

the thing with the slushies. why don't they just also have slushies. and throw them back. and who is cleaning them up? i feel worse for the janitors at this school than any of the students getting slushed

i forgot the fucking tag again. sorry. #geoquaranglee

"THERE'S NOTHING IRONIC ABOUT SHOW CHOIR"

i know i'm gonna say this a lot. but. mr shue is a bad teacher.
he just straight up told rachel "you're the best kid in there" you're not supposed to say that? #geoquaranglee

whatever happened to ken
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oh yeah. will's crazy wife.
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you can't just plant drugs and blackmail a child mister shue.
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just finished dinner and family time. back to animal crossing and glee. i'm on ep 2 and here's the first thing that sUPER bothers me. like there's a lot of stuff on the show that would not fly in real life and i usually don't care bc duh it's fiction, it's for-
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campiness/drama but there's this scene with will and emma where they're cleaning the classroom at night and they talk about the source of her ocd and he then goes "let's try something" and puts chalk on her nose and i get it's supposed to be like a sexy intimate-
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scene (honestly it comes off p awkward anyway) but thAT iS NOT HOW YOU ADDRESS OCD if you don't know shit and aren't a licensed professional dO NOT take it upon yourself to give unsolicited exposure therapy to try and "cure" someone's ocd that is not how it works
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OCD is generally misunderstood by the majority of the population (if you don't have ocd. you are not "being ocd" or "really ocd about this") and its portrayal in media is usually a terrible mischaracterization that's poorly handled. OKAy rant over. for now
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FUCK KEN IS JUST STANDING THERE DURING THIS WHOLE THING?
THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY
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using "push it" this early was a mistake, they clearly should have used it for when quinn gives birth #geoquaranglee

giving a solo to quinn before mercedes? mr shue your judgement just keeps getting worse. don't get me wrong, that vers of say a little prayer slaps but immediately giving her a solo before mercedes who has paid her dues on backup and is immensely talented? hm #geoquaranglee

mercedes throwing a fucking rock through kurt's windshield is ridiculous BUT the song fuckin slaps and i will take any reason for a mercedes solo
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i'm getting real tired about how rude everyone is to artie about his disability? and everyone just kind of brushes it off? if someone treated someone i knew like that i would beat their ass
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"but i'm a teacher. a really good one"
are you, mr. shue?? are you? you planted drugs on a student to blackmail him into joining your club and abandoned said club for a week bc they told you the truth that you suck at dancing
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me patiently waiting for santana and brittany to get their personalities. they're great when they do but so far. they get nothing. :(
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god kurt single ladies football tryout is so fucking iconic

THE WHOLE TEAM also puck just straight up "i fucked your mom" and. he did.
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KURT #geoquaranglee

"that rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing" #geoquaranglee

"oh no what will we do without rachel" uh give mercedes more solos? obviously? #geoquaranglee

wait will's crazy wife's coworkers name is really Howard Bamboo? that. i know this show is uh a little racist against asians but that is. blatant.
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i need to go to bed but this is the episode kristin chenoweth shows up ;w;
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okay so april needs rehab and it's the right choice that she isn't in the glee club but what about helping her get her last credits to graduate???? #geoquaranglee

mike and the other football guy that isn't finn or puck have had literally 0 lines. they have said 0 words. #geoquaranglee

these mashups slap
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IM LAUHGINGHJK MIKE FINALLY GOT HIS FIRST LINE AND IT'S JUST "I can pop and lock" #geoquaranglee

glee be like "this show is about inclusivity and celebrating differences!" then has casual racism against asian americans in every episode. well every episode where one of the asian characters gets any lines. yeah there's a lot of insensitive stuff for jokes/drama- #geoquaranglee

but they're usually acknowledged as inappropriate or an issue but not so much when it's about asians. i really hate the 90s/00s/10s trend of being like i guess we can't be as racist as before but racism against asians is still funny and acceptable" like obviously- #geoquaranglee

any step towards diversity & being less racist is good and it's a completely diff struggle for diff people but it just sucks that you either got 0 asian rep or 1 token asian so they could use the exact same "asian parents," "funny accent," "weird culture" jokes #geoquaranglee

SUE JUST CALLED MIKE "CHINKSTER" AND HE AND EVERYONE CHEERED HAPPILY????? #geoquaranglee i know sue is supposed to be terrible but at least normally it's acknowledged in the show that she's saying awful thing but this. oof.

I'M IN HYSTERICS EVERY TIME I AM HOWLING "you're all minorities. you're in the glee club." #geoquaranglee

"bros before high hos, dude" #geoquaranglee

i really do love kurt #geoquaranglee

"hey finn let's have a catch, go long." they precede to stand 20 feet apart. #geoquaranglee

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