rating akatsuki members based on attractiveness, a thread:

deidara

- great hair
- strong eyeliner game
- what them tongues do
- seriously he has three tongues that's--

10/10

sasori

- beautiful boy
- hard to get him out of his shell if yk what i mean
- im not really a puppet fucker but he gets a pass

8/10

kakuzu

- oh god wtf
- just really scary honestly

0/10

hidan

- eh he's ok looking
- weird vibe
- religious nut so probably a virgin anyway

5/10

zetsu

- how would you even fuck him
- please dont answer i dont want to know

0/10

kisame

- really sharp teeth
- his skin would feel weird bc it's like shark skin
- i'm not a furry sorry

1/10

itachi

- i saved the best for last
- he's honestly just sexc asf
- gorgeous eyes
- place me under ur genjutsu baby <3

12/10

alright im adding pain and konan as a bonus :)

konan

- ppl call her angel and yes she is one
- just beautiful tbh
- paper mâche me already queen

10/10

pain

- honestly hot
- i would **** him while his theme plays in the background bc it slaps <3
- piercings are cool

10/10