Allah created the heavens and the earth and all the humans, plants, and animals on it...

...but you have to pray to him in Arabic because he only understands one language

#SeemsLegit

Allah created humans perfectly. He makes no mistakes....

...oops! except for that extra bit of skin on there! Slice it off for me, will ya?

Allah is everywhere and sees everything...

...but if you’re not praying toward Mecca, he can’t hear you

Allah and his sidekick Mo sanction wife beating and slavery and the rape of young child brides...

...but plucking hair from your eyebrows is forbidden

#Priorities

Allah is the greatest of planners. Everything is written. Nothing happens without his consent. He created everything...

...except for atheists and gay ppl. I didn’t make them. Kill them for me, will ya?

Allah is all powerful and all knowing. No feat is too large for his immense and mighty power...

...except for writing a book that is clear and unambiguous