The most chaotic places Jessie J has performed. A THREAD:

1. Mid flight on a Boeing 474

2. To a crowd of completely oblivious tourists in Time Square.

3. In a frat house w/ st*ight men who couldn’t be less interested.

4. As a CONTESTANT on a Chinese reality television singing competition (10 years into her career mind you!)

5. Dressed as a gorilla in a public square.

6. In a Guess jeans store.

7. To unwilling holiday shoppers.

8. Alone in an unfurnished room w/ those laser Christmas lights you can buy at CVS.

9. On one of those “hop on hop off” double decker bus tours.

10. Under a freeway overpass.

11. To petrified commuters in a New York City subway station.

12. On a roller coaster at the New York, New York hotel and casino in Las Vegas.

13. During commercial break interludes at the VMA’s (not during the actual show) while sitting in a chair and wearing a leg brace.

14. The bedroom of a fan in Brazil.