This Joke in the princess and the frog was wasted on literally everyone who has not lived in Louisiana.
I'm hardcore wheezing and everyone around me like 'the fuck so funny??'

Fun Facts:

There is a pink dolphin and her pink kid swimming around in the intercoastal waters near our city

When I was 12, I used to swim with the albino alligator in the ship canal.

She was chill af

The Myrtle's Plantation is still the most haunted place in America.

I've been there twice.

One day I hope to stay the night.

You can get just about anything through a drive thru

Mixed drinks. Jello Shots. Boiled Crawfish. Raw shrimp.

If the line isn't a mile long, you're not at the right spot.

TOMATOES DON'T GO IN A GUMBO.

I WILL FIST FIGHT YOU RIGH THERE IN YOUR GRANDMOTHERS KITCHEN.

No Hard Liquor on Sunday's because the Lord said so I guess???