This Joke in the princess and the frog was wasted on literally everyone who has not lived in Louisiana.
I& #39;m hardcore wheezing and everyone around me like & #39;the fuck so funny??& #39;
Fun Facts:

There is a pink dolphin and her pink kid swimming around in the intercoastal waters near our city

When I was 12, I used to swim with the albino alligator in the ship canal.

She was chill af
The Myrtle& #39;s Plantation is still the most haunted place in America.

I& #39;ve been there twice.

One day I hope to stay the night.
You can get just about anything through a drive thru

Mixed drinks. Jello Shots. Boiled Crawfish. Raw shrimp.

If the line isn& #39;t a mile long, you& #39;re not at the right spot.
TOMATOES DON& #39;T GO IN A GUMBO.

I WILL FIST FIGHT YOU RIGH THERE IN YOUR GRANDMOTHERS KITCHEN.
No Hard Liquor on Sunday& #39;s because the Lord said so I guess???
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