it was another one of those evenings where i realised my standards are way too fkn high and ill never get a bf goodnight everyone xx

THERE WAS A GIGANTIC SPIDER IN MY ROOM AND I CANT FIND IT ANYMOREEEE I WANT TO D WORD

ok bye

hi im back bc these B*TCH*SS FROGS WONT SHUT UP WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEE

why are these frogs so desperate like i know i want a bf but at least i dont cROAK THE WHOLE G*DD*MN NIGHT