Thread by @EggNatty, ☆ Pokémon Insurgence Randomizer Nuzlocke Letsplay ☆- Quote RT, Dont reply!- Playing [...]

☆ Pokémon Insurgence Randomizer Nuzlocke Letsplay ☆

- Quote RT, Dont reply!
- Playing through dark story
- All spoilers will be marked
- Fanart appreciated LMAO

First off is it bad when they gave me the dark option I was like “oh yes I’m ready to see some cult shit”

Yooo f to the Augur

Yeah no shit

Okay so like the Augur man ISNT DEAD he’s just missing bro

LETS GO

Are we dying??? Sounds like we dying

Purple haired birch purple haired bitch

THERES A GENGAR THERE YOOOO

SHES EATING MY DREAMS

Miss Persephone kinda cute doe

Damn bro guess we gotta DIP

bruh WHO DIED

SHES REALLY GONNA K WORD ANOTHER DARKRAI CULTIST HUH

Probably cause your sister isn’t a murderous bitch

DARKRAI REALLY SAID FUCK THIS AND DIPPED LMAOOO

If you thought you saw mew, no you didn’t

I’m going to bully him

Damian’s dad: okay so is your gift for the augur ready???? It’s the one thing I asked of you did you remember???
Damian: ahaha the what

DAMN DOES HOMEBOY HAVE MOMMY ISSUES???

SHE NEEDS TO CHILL

Okay we are getting a starter and the professor is like “why is dude from college dropping off sketchy Pokémon”

HJHJHHHJ??!!??! TWO LEGENDSSSBSJ

YESSIR IF YK YK ONLY 90’S KIDS REMEMBER

Damian: ugly
London: beautiful

Chads

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I just got five silk scarfs ok

ALRIGHT I finally figured out how to get poke balls so time to catch some new bois

JK LONDON KILLED THE DELTA TREECKO THAT I WAS GONNA CATCH FUCK!

Okay I found these what does this mean .

Okay little homie acquired

Shut the fuck up before I shove you into the water

bro they’re gonna assasinate a hoe

Ok I just beat up some cultists

A CUTIE OMG I LOVE HIM SM

MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

I LOST FUNFETTI TO A ROTOM BRUHHH

r/thathappened

This girl said she’d give me her niobat for any fairy type can I trade funfetti even tho he’s dead????

I CAN OPP

GANGGGG ITS A DELTA NOIBAT TOO

Me too girl

GOTH ROSELIA!

Slippery boy caught

Jfc a delta snorlax almost killed London

Okay I gotta find a girl named Nora so will the real Nora please stand up

YOOO WTF DELTA PIDGEOT IS A COCKATRICE THATS SO COOL

He grew

IT WAS MEANT TO BE

This girl tryna summon somethin

GIRL I SAW ENOUGH TF U UP TO

Okay apparently someone who was chosen by a legend is gonna wipe out the cults hm I wonder who it could be

Anyways trainer tournament time

JAX DIED FUCK !!!

So Damian just whipped out a yveltal .

IT KEEPS SPAMMING ROOST STOP IT YOU USELESS CHICKEN ASS BITCH

FINALLY

I hate it here

OH SHIT THEY DIDNT COUNT AS DEATHS CAUSE IT WAS A TRAINER TOURNAMENT LETS GOOO

New member new member

Me bitch

UM-

Jesus

The abyss cult is just wannabe team aqua

And with that we got a full squad goin!! What a gang

FUCKINGNFJFJF MONKY

There are cat ears at the center. Tempted to purchase

Not an update but I realized that I had my coballion plushie nearby so I did what had to be done

Gm

It’s cat time babey

Me @ y’all

Go back to sleep and sTARVE

THIS MFS NAME IS CHAD I WILL BEAT U SENSELESS

CHAD YOU PIECE OF FUCK

CHAD BETTER CHILL NOW PLEASE

Fuck you chad I’m saving your poor plusle TV died for this shit

Okay time to train a little before the gym brb

We are back gang time

Hate how I felt this

MANS REALLY LEAD WITH MAGIKARP WOW

: )

Monky has no rights !

W NONE DIED TOO LETS GO

Please don’t tell me I gotta fight the kyurem

HE JUST BITCHSLAPPED ORION F

(SPOILERS: POKEMON INSURGENCE)

YOURE TELLING ME MANS ROCK WAS THE BEST LEGENDARY HELLO????

(SPOILERS)

This is actually so cute what

Boxed this dude + OMG

BRUHHHH I GOT FUCKING FISTED BY THIS DUDES RAYQUAZA THIS BITCH ALMOST ENDED MY LOCKE IM GONNA CRYYY

I HAD SO MUCH HEAT IN MY PARTY TWO POTENTIAL MEGAS A FUCKING YANMEGA TOO IM SO DAMN EMO

None hit me up rn I’m so so sad

Time to go back and get the encounters I missed now but rn its just these two VS the world

ACHIEVE, ADAPT, OVERCOME TIME TO GRIND

Took a break to do schoolwork and I had a sheet of paper leftover so ofc I used it for London purposes

Might digitalize it in the future or something

I FOUND A SHINY WHILE GRINDING HOLY SHIT YOOOO

FUCK U GUYS IM EXECUTING SHINY CLAUSE I NEED THIS THING

FELLAS,,,, WE GOT EM I WONT USE THEM YET THO

IM STILL SHOOK ASF WHAT THE FUCK IT REALLY WAS TOTALLY RANDOM IM-

Anyways SHINY ASIDE team rn
I might change some stuff as I get more encounters cause yikes I got a huge ice weakness which isn’t cute

Fuck u Nora stop minimizing I missed five metal claws in a damn row

Bitch

This dude in town is selling an egg would buy if I wasn’t flat broke

COOL I JUST CAUGHT NIGHTMARE FUEL !!!

He do be spitting facts doe

Gn team so far gonna train a little in the morning

Classes over for the day and turns out a project of mine was moved so I might have a little more time this week!! Time to play here’s the team so far

DAMIAN U GODDAMN SNITCH

Shut the fuck up please just shush

Oh fuck I’m underleveled for the gym

I should train

GYM TIME

Is he gonna give me drugs

Oh mans looks like he smokes hella weed

BRUH FFFF

ULTRAVIOLET DIED AND MANS SENT OUT A MEGA POLIWRATH GNNNN

ALSO HE HAS A MEGA BONG IM CRYING HE REALLY IS SMOKIN WEED

RYUK PULLED THROUGH

Team check rip to UV and Alastor wasn’t too attached to Alastor but UV was cool and fun to use both will be missed

If it’s damian go ahead I don’t want him

Shark time babey!!

Omg the dump has a remix of the lavender town theme I love it

OMG I WISH THIS WAS MY FIRST ENCOUNTER DELTA NOCTOWL IS SO PRETTY

Me neither I didn’t want to be here bro

You aren’t! Good to know your worth

Mew it’s a trap

(SPOILERS)

Shaymin said damian rights huh

(SPOILERS)

Fuck u damian

I just caught another mew .

I swear I’m not cheating or anything I don’t know why or how I’m doing this

TV??? TV SWEETIE IS THAT U

Yes I am still hooked up on her death

miss her

Am I playing during class?
Yes I am gm team update boxed Cleo cause I didn’t care for her move set

Also I seriously gotta train I’m mad under leveled

IM GRIDNING AND DEXTER FUCKING DIED TO A HIGH JUMP KICK IM SO MAD

YOOOOOO YESSSS

I let my bf name her

I’ve been catching heat and I wanna reorganize the team but at the same time h

BIG CHICKN TIME BABEY

Ok now I’m like

cause this is the second time I’ve found a shiny while grinding does anyone know the rates in insurgence cause ????

OH FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY ACTIVATED STORY WHILE EXPLORING

SHE JUST BLEW HIS FAMILY UP WTF

I LOVE HOW EVEN THE CULTISTS ARE LIKE “bruh”

I can’t catch a break can I why do random trainers just whip out a LUGIA

Ok we ok

FUCKING DARUMAKA LIVED A CRIT AIR CUTTER ON ONE

LANDS A CRIT FLARE BLITZ AND FUCKING ONE SHOTS GALVESTON

I HATE POKÉMON !!!

On the bright side at least I got a spot for Shasta now

Ok time to grind (again)

Okay I’ll probably finish grinding soon but for now a bingo card to fill out for those who are new (or if you’re bored)

I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY ACTIVATING STORY FUCK

Please go away slut

his FIT

MANS SWAPPED OUT HIS MAMOSWINE AND PUT IN DELTA TREECKO SOLELY BECAUSE I USED PHANTOM FORCE ARE U FR RN

Damian keeps switching out like a pussy

HE FUCKING KILLED RYUK WITH A X2 NASTY PLOT THUNDER U SHIT

Fuck u bitch you killed a FAV

There’s a game corner in this town goodbye time to gamble away my goddamn pain

there’s Pokémon I can buy

free encounter babey

Man the people reading this are asking the same thing

THE NOIVERN FROM BEFORE? HELLO SON??? I GUESS ITS A SIGN

TV IS BACK BABEY!!

Bought an egg cause why not lmao praying I didn’t get scammed

ARE U KIDDING ME I HAVE ONE ALREADY

Gn sketch dump of them it’s missing ryuk hours

Gm from the sewers damian told me to come down here but apparently there’s a black market so

Gm from the sewers damian told me to come down here but apparently there’s a black market so

GATOR IN THE SEWER
GATOR IN THE SEWER

Damian u can say fuck it’s okay

Was gonna buy a custom move but it’s 5k and I wanna see what else I can grab first

YOOOO TIME TO GET SHMONEYYYYY

Yes I am a ten year old boy

AYY ITS THE DUDE WHO GAVE ME LONDON

So all we gotta do is fight the blue haired dude to pass thru? Nice

W none died too flex

LETS GOOO ITS TIME I GOT SHASTA’S MEGA STONE TOO

LOOK @ HIM WHAT A CHAD

Team update I decided to take out my fraxture from the PC cause potential haxorus good

(SPOILERS)

WAIT WAIT WAIT SO YOURE TELLING ME BOTH THE GYM LEADER AND THE AUGUR ARE IN ON THIS SHIT,,, CUT THE CAMERAS,,, DEADASS

(SPOILERS)

So yeah the “augur” is the leader of the sky cult .

(MINOR SPOILERS?)

What did I do to u man

Oh

First Pokémon brought Medusa down to half and London to 9HP this is fine

On a more stupid note I’ve been spamming the strap for a few turns now and it’s never not funny

WTFFFFFF HELLO???

SO GUMI FUCKING DIED

MY COMPUTER CRASHED MID BATTLE ARE U KIDDING MEHSHSH

I have to sit through all that story again I hate this

Medusa died from dynamic punch from a golurk goodnight

I’m sending out Shasta early fuck this

I had to swap cause his special defense took a dip so I went into Octavia and is mega metagross crit physiced me

I had to swap cause his special defense took a dip so I went into Octavia and is mega metagross crit physiced me

IT HAD HAMMER ARM AND TOOK OUT SHASTA BYEEE I MIGHT ACTUALLY LOSE

So what now -

We gettin sacrificed

OH SO I CAN CONTINUE BUT JUST NOT WITH THE LOCKE???

Ok imma continue with this thread and keep going just no locke rules because it’s my thread and I chose how to run it

Anyways

HES GONNA K WORD EAST

Yeah east got bodied f for the man

WHAT IS THAT FIT LMAOOOOO UGLY ASS

Damian can have a little bit of rights, as a treat

He’s still a little bitch tho

Gm from Medusa and I

Also I’m mad underleveled I should grind

Take a shot everytime I active story by accident

Nora is so done with his shit girl same

Damian solely because the joy I get out of beating his ass to the ground is too much

His first mon is a chimchar fuckinnnnn MONKY

Ok mega marowak do be lookin fresh doe

Cause fuck you stupid bitch

NORA JUST FUCKING CAME FOR HIS THROAT QUEEEEEEN

Squad check took out Octavia cause I wasn’t usung her so I’m gonna leave the slot empty for now

Found a victini while grinding nice

I love the colorful text can I have that

Hmm interesting

wait hold up since when did my coballion become a published author

I hate that I’ve spent the past ten minutes clicking through the shelves at the library gn

OH? LORE?

@dimyeetri you

OH SHIT I PULLED OUT A BOOK AND GOT A FREE ENCOUNTER AND ITS A LARVESTA YOOO

SO HOMEGIRL JUST GAVE ME FIVE MASTERBALLS

Nora don’t give him rights

ME BIIIITCH

We fighting a demon tonight lads

The fact that the trevenant has not taken out the bug yet is crazy

OK SO WHAT

Shasta just barreled through half of his team king shit

(LORE SPOILERS)

Betting my money rn that it’s gonna be damian can’t trust a white haired bitch

YOOO OK I KINDA FEEL BAD NORA IS FLAMING HIS ASS LMAO

NORA NEEDS TO CHILL LIKE GIRL I HATE DAMIAN AS MUCH AS THE NEXT BITCH BUT YOURE COOKING HIM SIS

NORA REALLY DECIDED TO END A MANS CAREER AND THEN SAY “wait wtf why did I say that”

Haven’t played a lot the past couple days but team is pretty consistent!! Just got the route 8 encounter and idk if imma keep her

Who tf are u

Please don’t battle me please don’t battle me plea-

Ok so homegirl is leader of the abyssal cult ma’am I stg if she takes the blue orb-

HOMEBOY MOVED AFTER SHE SAID THAT LMAO

(LORE SPOILERS)

Hold up so that was a fake and it actually had lugia’s bell in it??? Damn that’s crazy bro

YOOOO???

YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO IT FUCKING ISSSS

I got two legends, two eeveelutions, and two deltas I really did win huh

Ok I’m doing a side quest then I gotta head to the whirl islands to beat up the lugia girl

HHNNNFFB

Me knowing damn well I’m at least five levels below but still going to beat up the abyssal cult

If ykyk

Felt this

Ok time to beat a bitch

Audrey: ok so I might destroy the world lugia u down
Lugia: :3

OH SHIT shes actually pretty doe

Mega milktank is kinda a vibe ngl

So yeah Audrey got blown back Shasta ran through half her team and elly got the rest

Augur and Miss Persephone what crimes they gonna commit

Persephone queen

Updated the looks now time to grind AGAIN

Okay weird angle but wtf delta regirock is just sand???

ANYWAYS YOU GUYSSSS I finished grinding up the team and made some slight changes

Took Roman off cause he wasn’t putting in enough work so I swapped him out with my sonata town encounter who just so happens to be an old friend,,,

The fact that my mew almost got bodied by a fucking fennekin’s fire blast is awful hate to see it

Also can I just say I hate that harmony’s gym is a maze puzzle my pea brain can’t handle that and I just finished it that shit took me a solid 15 minutes because I’m stupid

You are about to be blown away ma’am

HER FIRST THREE POKÉMON WERE A DELTA SNOWRUNT, A HUNTAIL, AND NOW THIS SMOOCHUM GIRL ARE U TRYING TO LOSE

This bitch really had a focus sash for WHAT

SHES GOT A MEGA SPIRITOMB AS HER LAST MON AND IT JUST NASTY PLOTTED ARE YOU FUCKIJG KIDDING ME

SHES GOT A MEGA SPIRITOMB AS HER LAST MON AND IT JUST NASTY PLOTTED ARE YOU FUCKIJG KIDDING ME

Nvm Shasta blew it back with a dark pulse we good

So the hospital’s power just got cut betting rn it’s the abyssal cult

OK WASNT ABYSSAL CULT BUT CLOSE ENOUGH

(MINOR SPOILERS?)

Okay so harmony apparently knows Reurka (or however tf you spell it) so tea I guess

Willing to put money on it that he’s actually like possessed or something

Foreshadowing???

(SPOILERS)

YOOO WTF DID THEY DO TO HER DAD WITH THE MF POKERUS

Reurka: ok so we gotta be mad quiet we don’t wanna anger or prevoke hi-
Damian’s headass:

Damian got kidnapped

I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERING STORY

Oh she’s working with them on god I know I’m right

It’s LUGIAAAA

oh shit I was actually right LMAO

Me n the gang chillin in the abyssal cult base

Audrey with kyogre what crimes she gonna commit

Wait wait wait she’s gotta kid eye-

Can’t wait to beat her ass again

I’m underleveled but that’s ok

Can’t wait to beat her ass again I’m underleveled but that’s ok

Bitchass graveler was on one hp cause of focus sash then goes for explosion. The disrespect-

I was about to say “why is it so ugly” but I guess I’ll be quiet rn

I was about to say “why is it so ugly” but I guess I’ll be quiet rn

Pain all my homies know is pain

HER LAST MON IS A SURSKIT BRUH REALLY

Audrey got blown away but WHOMST

It’s harmony’s dad but wtf is thissss

(LORE/CHARACTER SPOILERS)

CUT THE MF CAMERAS,,, DEADASSSSS

(SPOILERS)

IM SCREAMING WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO DAMIAN YOOOO

(SPOILERS)

THEY TOOK THE CRYSTAL KYORGE WOKE UP AND BODIED AUDREY INTO THE WATER THIS IS A WHOLE TRIP

So who in the fUCK are YOU

Alright time to grind again I’m just gonna get some lunch y’all want anything

Not an update but something I’ve noticed while grinding is that before I would be like “OMG A LEGEND” but now it’s just like “oh hey palkia what’s good”

Interrupting the normal let’s play for some racing mini games

Can’t belive my literal fucking jolteon lost to a METAPOD

Back to the grind if anyone still reads this thread

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