To everyone gathering in London fields, well done, you win. Enjoy the win, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, London. You ruined my night completely so you could win and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum.

Am i the first person to receive threats for a come dine with me joke? . By the way, i took this photo from google because I don’t have my own. What you gonna do about it? I also don’t care about any of your stories or alliances.

Here’s the real photo for all the cry babies.