Thread: If @Ubisoft were honestly promoting #AssassinsCreedValhalla

"Hello, I'm Ubisoft and I would like to remind you, our fans, to get excited for AC: Valhalla by reminding you of the triumph of Odyssey. Remember all those pointless cosmetic microtransactions? Ahhh"
"How about when we gave you, the player, the ability to choose your own path through the game! Well, at least until those choices screwed with the story we chose. That was great, wasn't it?"
"Most importantly we would like to remind you that the #AssassinsCreed franchise prides itself on historical accuracy and exploring that history! Who cares that we made up the bit about the Pyramids being built over 2000 years after they actually were? Not @history either. haha"
"So now, prepare yourselves for Valhalla! In honor of all the greatness of Odyssey, let's start on the right foot shall we? Check out our new 'gameplay' trailer! Let's get those pre-orders rolling in, shall we?" ....

Yeah, fuck right off @Ubisoft
So adding to this thread and to expand my current anger towards @Ubisoft and #AssassinsCreed I want to talk about how they have pretty much completely abandoned the whole narrative they spent over 10 years building. So, spoiler warning for older games in the franchise ...
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