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so I’m home for winter break and @kykyhow77 asks me to try out a local gym with him so I do. five minutes into working out, Kyle remembers he has to meet his dad for dinner and leaves me to die.
so I decide to finish my workout. I go across the gym to do some tricep push downs and and some older (not attractive) man is doing seated cable rows adjacent to me. I see him staring and smiling at me out the corner of my eye but I ignore.
then he starts waving his hands and talking so I take my AirPod out and I’m like what?? and he starts telling me I look like I know my way around a gym, etc...but that he just started working out and so I’m like...maybe he just wants help?
then he starts asking about my shoes. they’re CrossFit brand. so I tell him I do CrossFit and he asks to see a ...video of me lifting. and I’m like umm ok sure so my dumb ass shows him a shirtless video of me at CrossFit.
he’s very interested. he tells me how nice my body is (I should have known right here where this was going) and then keeps asking more about my shitty $22 CrossFit shoes. pictured below for reference.
I tell him I’m gonna go and to have a nice workout and then he stands up and says wait come with me for a sec. he’s probably like 6’2” and I’m probably 3’4” so I’m (scared) and say ok.
so we’re walking...and I look up and we’re approaching the locker room. I didn’t want to be offensive or presumptuous so I keep going with him and sure enough, we’re going to the locker room.
he sits down on a bench and starts smiling at me and I’m literally shaking at this point. he asks me to take my shoe off...I’m like maybe he wants to try it on? even though he’s 17 sizes larger than me?
so I take it off. of course. because I have 1.5 brain cells. and he starts rubbing the inside of my stank ass shoe. like they’re old and smell like shit. and he’s like mm these are firm. they don’t hurt your feet?
i’m like um no what. then he puts his hand out and says “let me see it.” he couldn’t possibly mean my sweaty foot...but...that’s exactly what he meant.
so...I let him see it. he starts rubbing my right foot and asking if it hurts here? or here? or here? I’m practically sweating bullets at this point just watching him rub my foot down.
after maybe 30 seconds I finally get the balls to say I need to get back to my workout so I snatch my shoe and BOLT. I did not finish my workout. I fuckin ran out that gym and never went back. and that’s how I got my foot rubbed by an old man at the gym.
@CrunchGym this was at your bloomingdale location. let’s see the footage 
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