OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT 2 DO FOR XINS BYHARDT COMM....FUCKING...CATBOY BYLETH
byleths dick is massive and linhardt is living
i just realized this is essentially reverse isekai GOOD LOORDDDD
i keep getting new ideas for this fic and its only been like 2 days holy fuck. did not realize how badly i missed writing by hardt until now
authentic thought process: "hm... cat tail... cattails... oh, the plant! now i wanna have byleth see cattail plants. those grow near rivers, right? so on their date, they should stop by the river. oh, then they have a cute, deep conversation. then they should fuck on the grass."