As well as being breathtakingly stupid, this appears to amount to a clear breach of the regulations. Unless anybody has any suggestions as to how “Performing the conga” might be said to amount to a reasonable excuse for leaving the house. https://twitter.com/merseyhack/status/1258758842680254465

Whatever you think of the government’s overall strategy, their early fears that, as a country, we’d quickly tire of simple measures designed to minimise the risk of death to ourselves and those we love, are proving grimly well-founded.

We are a nation of idiots.

PITCH: Replace the daily briefing hosted by Dominic Raab with a daily public shaming hosted by Cat Deeley. The public vote on their favourite out of ten videos of idiots defying the law. The winner has to do everyone’s shopping for the next day.