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Guys you're not suppose to be sexually attractive to every pretty girl that you meet.
Some are just meant to be your friends, that's why you end up losing opportunities.
#Thread of how I lost an opportunity
Some are just meant to be your friends, that's why you end up losing opportunities.
#Thread of how I lost an opportunity
The year is 2019, nigga is job hunting. I see a post on GoZambiaJobs. A new company is looking for a sales Rep. I did law but convinced myself nati ifye ni 99 jobs nefifine kuti twachita. So I applied. 3 weeks later I received a phone 
call .
call .
My application was shortlisted and I'm supposed to go for interviews. I made sure i did my research. Fast forward 
Monday ine namuli suit, cut my beards nafimbi. In short I was on point 
.
I was even the first one to reach the company so I was to be interviewed first.
Monday ine namuli suit, cut my beards nafimbi. In short I was on point .I was even the first one to reach the company so I was to be interviewed first.
was told to enter an office 
.
As I entered there were two ladies conducting the interviews, when I looked at their faces I had instant diarrhoea.
I felt like I had nshima with beans then nshaba kandolo na chibwantu as dessert
the previous night 
.
.As I entered there were two ladies conducting the interviews, when I looked at their faces I had instant diarrhoea.
I felt like I had nshima with beans then nshaba kandolo na chibwantu as dessert
the previous night .
But none of the above was the reason for running stomach. The reason was that one of the girls conducting the interviews was a girl I had a one night stand with back in 2017 and didn't call her after it all
stand with back in 2017 and didn't call her after it all
I was offered a sit and all I could think about while I was sitting was how I met this girl and what really transpired.
The interesting thing was the reactions on both our faces
Kwenze chabe ma
The interesting thing was the reactions on both our faces
Kwenze chabe ma
Mumutu nati osanizonda ndine mwana wamasiye ine god will punish you
Kaya what the connection was but anyway this was how we met.
Kaya what the connection was but anyway this was how we met.
The year is 2017 on a Friday and paps is leaving for France 
His flight is at midnight
and I have to drop him off at the airport.
As I'm dropping him off he gives me a K2,500 for fuel
ya 2 weeks for school. nati iye mwatumpika ilofwa. Ungayende kumunzi so? Wala 
His flight is at midnight
and I have to drop him off at the airport. As I'm dropping him off he gives me a K2,500 for fuel
ya 2 weeks for school. nati iye mwatumpika ilofwa. Ungayende kumunzi so? Wala
K2,500 ya free pa Friday 
ine in my heart nati chalila lelo.
Home
was Northmead so I decide to stop at the lounge nimweko 1 or 2 and go home .
Just as I ordered my drinks I see this fine fine girl pa dance floor dancing with her friends namatako yakulu monga bachaya bola.
ine in my heart nati chalila lelo.Home
was Northmead so I decide to stop at the lounge nimweko 1 or 2 and go home .Just as I ordered my drinks I see this fine fine girl pa dance floor dancing with her friends namatako yakulu monga bachaya bola.
I wanted to ignore but her moves were tempting the hoe in me, nati mwaiche tawanchite ifi. Iyo imbokoshi ilenjibukisha insupa bakumbilamo umunkoyo bambuya.
You can't blame me I was in love with my grandmother's traditional brew. So I approached them and said hi
You can't blame me I was in love with my grandmother's traditional brew. So I approached them and said hi
I asked them what they were taking and I was given an order. So I rushed to the counter nati bwangu tachelwa and ordered drinks for her and her friends.
As I came back they were settled on their table were they were drinking from and need I mention they already had beer 
So we talked a bit did ama introductions they were all students at UNZA and she was in her final year. Fast foward
So we talked a bit did ama introductions they were all students at UNZA and she was in her final year. Fast foward
Sister Betina played, we all know when Africa's national anthem plays no one remains seated.
Everyone stood and rushed to the dance floor, I decided to remain behind and watch the table.
But as she was dancing another guy attempted dance with her then she freshed him.
Everyone stood and rushed to the dance floor, I decided to remain behind and watch the table.
But as she was dancing another guy attempted dance with her then she freshed him.
And came to get me. Guys I can't even dance but at this moment I was ready to do some Michael Jackson moves combined with Afunika's dancing to sister Betina nati lets do this. Guys that song is long I got tired 
and just stood behind her after that song, Zuchia played
and just stood behind her after that song, Zuchia played
I loved the song so we continued dancing after which we went to sit.
we then talked about my dancing skills and she said I suck all she could feel was my dick knocking on her butt. I said that was my phone and she said oh, phones get erections too? . Nati only when they receive nudes. Ati you're crazy
and she said oh, phones get erections too? . Nati only when they receive nudes. Ati you're crazy
So we had some more drinks but tumba yavendela guys. Nati hmmm kuti wapwisha ishya fuel first nitenge ka loan kaili bally will pay. Ifwe ni foward fye, jata kumbele washala washala. Mwandini niboza ndine mwana wa Adada ine
called my plug for loan shacks he said come ku
first nitenge ka loan kaili bally will pay. Ifwe ni foward fye, jata kumbele washala washala. Mwandini niboza ndine mwana wa Adada ine called my plug for loan shacks he said come ku
Hollywood. Told the girls they were down for the idea 
. Reached Hollywood met my plug and got a K1000. Went inside, found my cousins seated ku VIP bamuna beka beka monga ni sausage party 
. So we joined them
. Reached Hollywood met my plug and got a K1000. Went inside, found my cousins seated ku VIP bamuna beka beka monga ni sausage party . So we joined them
I ordered two more Jameson and my cousins bought more lagers and whatever the girls were taking.
Insaka yakula.
Insaka yakula.
Awe banavina ma girls mwe nati tekanyeni umozi akaluka ma soya chunks yaku boarding house muno oho.
A lot happened in that club poyenda kunyumba tinagabana che magelo
A lot happened in that club poyenda kunyumba tinagabana che magelo
Sorry guys I went to drink water
So kufika kunyumba guys bine yapyapo. Ine nati nisakile tuma condom chabwela chavula guys ine kuona chibelo dizz. Nichosa tuma rubber tonse tukamba chabe ati just do it monga rubber ya Nike.
Nivizibe ine? Dust!!!
So kufika kunyumba guys bine yapyapo. Ine nati nisakile tuma condom chabwela chavula guys ine kuona chibelo dizz. Nichosa tuma rubber tonse tukamba chabe ati just do it monga rubber ya Nike.
Nivizibe ine? Dust!!!
Guys kwenze ma style maaaaa 
Kwenze ma frog
jumps, Dukes 
, Bananawey, Arms up America 
, kankuluwale, naija yamu bonga. Kweshelefye kwempe asembe tinateya nachiyato tenzilibe chabe myala
Kwenze ma frog
jumps, Dukes , Bananawey, Arms up America , kankuluwale, naija yamu bonga. Kweshelefye kwempe asembe tinateya nachiyato tenzilibe chabe myala
Don't judge me, that girl had ass. Before I took a shower 
in the morning I smacked that ass took a shower and came back and that ass was still shaking
So I dropped her off at campus that day & we never spoke since then.
I forgot 2 get her number
Back 2 the interview
in the morning I smacked that ass took a shower and came back and that ass was still shaking So I dropped her off at campus that day & we never spoke since then.
I forgot 2 get her number
Back 2 the interview
After remembering the above I sat and it was at that moment when I realized I had forgotten all I prepared for the interview.
It was so difficult for me to focus.
At the end she asked me what makes you think you're the right person for the job coz we're looking for committed
It was so difficult for me to focus.
At the end she asked me what makes you think you're the right person for the job coz we're looking for committed
People.
I then realized that it was now personal and I'm not getting the job coz commitment ilanshupa, nanomba nshumfwa ukupa and yes you're right I was not hired
I then realized that it was now personal and I'm not getting the job coz commitment ilanshupa, nanomba nshumfwa ukupa and yes you're right I was not hired
Kasila guys thinks for reading
