Thread by @JeffCuspar, Guys you're not suppose to be sexually attractive to every pretty girl [...]

Guys you& #39;re not suppose to be sexually attractive to every pretty girl that you meet.
Some are just meant to be your friends, that& #39;s why you end up losing opportunities.
#Thread of how I lost an opportunity

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Guys you& #39;re not suppose to be sexually attractive to every pretty girl that you meet. Some are just meant to be your friends, that& #39;s why you end up losing opportunities. #Thread of how I lost an opportunity https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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The year is 2019, nigga is job hunting. I see a post on GoZambiaJobs. A new company is looking for a sales Rep. I did law but convinced myself nati ifye ni 99 jobs nefifine kuti twachita. So I applied. 3 weeks later I received a phone

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My application was shortlisted and I& #39;m supposed to go for interviews. I made sure i did my research. Fast forward

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⏩" title="Right-pointing double triangle" aria-label="Emoji: Right-pointing double triangle"> Monday ine namuli suit, cut my beards nafimbi. In short I was on point

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I was even the first one to reach the company so I was to be interviewed first.

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Monday ine namuli suit, cut my beards nafimbi. In short I was on point https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">.I was even the first one to reach the company so I was to be interviewed first." title="My application was shortlisted and I& #39;m supposed to go for interviews. I made sure i did my research. Fast forward https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⏩" title="Right-pointing double triangle" aria-label="Emoji: Right-pointing double triangle"> Monday ine namuli suit, cut my beards nafimbi. In short I was on point https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">.I was even the first one to reach the company so I was to be interviewed first." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

was told to enter an office

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As I entered there were two ladies conducting the interviews, when I looked at their faces I had instant diarrhoea.

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I felt like I had nshima with beans then nshaba kandolo na chibwantu as dessert

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But none of the above was the reason for running stomach. The reason was that one of the girls conducting the interviews was a girl I had a one night

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I was offered a sit and all I could think about while I was sitting was how I met this girl and what really transpired.
The interesting thing was the reactions on both our faces

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Kwenze chabe ma

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I was offered a sit and all I could think about while I was sitting was how I met this girl and what really transpired. The interesting thing was the reactions on both our faces https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Mumutu nati osanizonda ndine mwana wamasiye ine god will punish you

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Kaya what the connection was but anyway this was how we met.

The year is 2017 on a Friday and paps is leaving for France

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His flight is at midnight

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As I& #39;m dropping him off he gives me a K2,500 for fuel

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The year is 2017 on a Friday and paps is leaving for France https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

K2,500 ya free pa Friday

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Home

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Just as I ordered my drinks I see this fine fine girl pa dance floor dancing with her friends namatako yakulu monga bachaya bola.

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ine in my heart nati chalila lelo.Home https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏠" title="House building" aria-label="Emoji: House building"> was Northmead so I decide to stop at the lounge nimweko 1 or 2 and go home https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏠" title="House building" aria-label="Emoji: House building">.Just as I ordered my drinks I see this fine fine girl pa dance floor dancing with her friends namatako yakulu monga bachaya bola." title="K2,500 ya free pa Friday https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♂️" title="Man facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming"> ine in my heart nati chalila lelo.Home https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏠" title="House building" aria-label="Emoji: House building"> was Northmead so I decide to stop at the lounge nimweko 1 or 2 and go home https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏠" title="House building" aria-label="Emoji: House building">.Just as I ordered my drinks I see this fine fine girl pa dance floor dancing with her friends namatako yakulu monga bachaya bola." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

I wanted to ignore but her moves were tempting the hoe in me, nati mwaiche tawanchite ifi. Iyo imbokoshi ilenjibukisha insupa bakumbilamo umunkoyo bambuya.
You can& #39;t blame me I was in love with my grandmother& #39;s traditional brew. So I approached them and said hi

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I asked them what they were taking and I was given an order. So I rushed to the counter nati bwangu tachelwa and ordered drinks for her and her friends.

As I came back they were settled on their table were they were drinking from and need I mention they already had beer

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So we talked a bit did ama introductions they were all students at UNZA and she was in her final year. Fast foward

Sister Betina played, we all know when Africa& #39;s national anthem plays no one remains seated.
Everyone stood and rushed to the dance floor, I decided to remain behind and watch the table.
But as she was dancing another guy attempted dance with her then she freshed him.

And came to get me. Guys I can& #39;t even dance but at this moment I was ready to do some Michael Jackson moves combined with Afunika& #39;s dancing to sister Betina nati lets do this. Guys that song is long I got tired

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I loved the song so we continued dancing after which we went to sit.

we then talked about my dancing skills and she said I suck all she could feel was my dick knocking on her butt. I said that was my phone

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So we had some more drinks but tumba yavendela guys. Nati hmmm kuti wapwisha ishya fuel

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called my plug for loan shacks he said come ku

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Hollywood. Told the girls they were down for the idea

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💡" title="Electric light bulb" aria-label="Emoji: Electric light bulb">. Reached Hollywood met my plug and got a K1000. Went inside, found my cousins seated ku VIP bamuna beka beka monga ni sausage party

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I ordered two more Jameson and my cousins bought more lagers and whatever the girls were taking.
Insaka yakula.

Awe banavina ma girls mwe nati tekanyeni umozi akaluka ma soya chunks yaku boarding house muno oho.

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A lot happened in that club poyenda kunyumba tinagabana che magelo

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Sorry guys I went to drink water

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So kufika kunyumba guys bine yapyapo. Ine nati nisakile tuma condom chabwela chavula guys ine kuona chibelo dizz. Nichosa tuma rubber tonse tukamba chabe ati just do it monga rubber ya Nike.
Nivizibe ine? Dust!!!

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So kufika kunyumba guys bine yapyapo. Ine nati nisakile tuma condom chabwela chavula guys ine kuona chibelo dizz. Nichosa tuma rubber tonse tukamba chabe ati just do it monga rubber ya Nike. Nivizibe ine? Dust!!!" title="Sorry guys I went to drink water https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">So kufika kunyumba guys bine yapyapo. Ine nati nisakile tuma condom chabwela chavula guys ine kuona chibelo dizz. Nichosa tuma rubber tonse tukamba chabe ati just do it monga rubber ya Nike. Nivizibe ine? Dust!!!" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

Guys kwenze ma style maaaaa

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Kwenze ma frog

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Don& #39;t judge me, that girl had ass. Before I took a shower

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So I dropped her off at campus that day & we never spoke since then.
I forgot 2 get her number

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Back 2 the interview

After remembering the above I sat and it was at that moment when I realized I had forgotten all I prepared for the interview.
It was so difficult for me to focus.
At the end she asked me what makes you think you& #39;re the right person for the job coz we& #39;re looking for committed

People.
I then realized that it was now personal and I& #39;m not getting the job coz commitment ilanshupa, nanomba nshumfwa ukupa and yes you& #39;re right I was not hired

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Kasila guys thinks for reading

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