RANKING: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (THREAD)

Quarantine boredom has truly struck me so I’m going to rank all women of the #RHOBH friends included ...23 in total! All 25k sunglasses, bunnies and glass smashes in Amsterdam included! (read with caution, it's not THAT deep)

23. Marissa Zanuck (S3 Friend)

In last place is the most forgettable friend on the show. Probably a lovely woman in real life however on the show, she was nothing more than Kyle’s puppet! I can't remember her too much but girl even made Yo look interesting, poor thing! #RHOBH

22. Kathryn Edwards (Season 6 Wife)

Brought on last minute, Kathryn was meant to bring OJ tea and drama but instead spent her time talking about her hot husband and deaf ear. She crossed Erika and Eileen but never managed to make real waves amongst the girls and fans #RHOBH

21. Joyce Giraud (Season 4 Wife)

Another one-season wonder, “Joyce The Fat Pig” was pretentious, vain and grasping for her 15 minutes. She ruffled a few feathers but despite several feuds, said nothing interesting other than detailing her husbands big dick, Denise who? #RHOBH

20. Faye Resnick (Season 3 Friend, Regular Guest)

Ranking low is the “morally corrupt Faye Resnick”. Funny and shady during earlier seasons, battling juggernauts Camille & Brandi, but is now is nothing more than an extra to be honest. Perhaps Kyle’s only true friend? #RHOBH

19. Teddi Mellencamp (Seasons 8-10 Wife)

Viewed by fans as “the most boring wife", I feel Teddi is somebody who's nice/inoffensive in real life but truth is she's not cut-throat enough for reality TV. Although she deserves some credit for helping take down Vandercunt*. #RHOBH

18. Dana Wilkey (Season 2 Friend)

“25,000 Dollars!!!” ...oh how could I forget the ICONIC Dana/Pam. From hosting the games night from hell to throwing Brandi right under the bus! Hilarious! Honestly Dana was nothing more than a social climber but oh... was it worth it! #RHOBH

17. Lisa Vanderpump (Seasons 1-9.5 Wife)

If she isn’t hiring racists or breathing her rancid breath across Bel Air, then she’s manipulating, scapegoating & playing the ultimate VICTIM! I actually liked her seasons 1-3 but eventually her true colours showed. NO.1 COWARD. #RHOBH

16. Sutton Stracke (Season 10 Friend)

Was to be wife/current friend Sutton brings a chaotic and fun messy, that's been missing since S7. Four episodes in and this girl has brought a smile to my face every scene! She's Ramona 2.0 & I'm HERE for every fucking second of it #RHOBH

15. Carlton Gebbia (Season 4 Wife)

THAT WITCH BITCH! Cruelly underrated, I’m laughing just thinking about her sex room, Brandi Hoemance* and cursing Kyle's computer! I would’ve loved to have seen her last longer. Just imagine Rinna vs Carlton!! *hyperventilates in gay* #RHOBH

14. Adrienne Maloof (Seasons 1-3 Wife)

Way too overlooked, Adrienne was the perfect voice of reason. She approached drama with class and clarity. I loved her bickering with Paul, for seeing LVP's true colours and MOST of all for washing a raw chicken with soap! TV GOLD! #RHOBH

13. Garcelle Beauvais (Season 10 Wife)

With true links to the group, Garcelle is a bright ball of positivity and brings a comedic commentary well missed on the show. Her exposing her own ex-husband for cheating on her is EVERYTHING! Here’s hoping she’s back next year! #RHOBH

12. Yolanda Hadid (Seasons 3-6 Wife)

Before Gigi and Bella… there was Yo! Despite shifting alliances in her time, she added fun shade and GLAMOURRR to the show. Her struggle with Lyme disease was quite revealing and Bravo (pun intended) to her for bearing that it all! #RHOBH

11. Erika Girardi (Seasons 6-10 Wife)

Known for her cold exterior, army of gays and “no.1 disco hits”, c*nty queen began as a fan-fave but pantygate soon changed that! She’s feuded with Teddi, Dorit and even poor Eileen - but sis has a heart of gold. NOW PAT THE PUSS! #RHOBH

10. Kyle Richards (S1-10 Wife)

Gone back & forth with the last remaining OG but I just can't imagine the show without her! She works for her $$$ feuding with LVP, Camille, Rinna, Denise & her own sister. She's by no means "the star" but when Kyle is BAD, she's so GOOD #RHOBH

9. Denise Richards (Seasons 9-10 Wife)

“BRAVO BRAVO FUCKING BRAVO” …my exact words watching Denise unfold in the S10 trailer. Glazing over PuppyGate, Denise quickly became a fan-fave. But it seems we’re in for wild (things) ride, so let’s get ready for this RAGAMUFFIN! #RHOBH

8. Eden Sassoon (S7 Friend)

“I’ve given you so much of my time, my energy, my f*cking heart, YOU BITCH” …icon! The ultimate cool girl, she loved her long-ass hugs, healing crystals and getting dirty in drama! Constantly overlooked, she's ICONIC in ways I only dream of #RHOBH

7. Taylor Armstrong (Seasons 1-3 Wife)

The original big lips, Taylor is the blueprint. Russel’s suicide and Taylor’s domestic abuse was a HWs first and made for compelling/devasting TV. Still, she provided countless moments! She lives in OC now, do I spot a crossover? #RHOBH

6. Kim Richards (S1-5)

She’s had fans howling from day one! Whether it's calling Brandi a “slut pig”, bringing the bunny or coming for everyone in Amstermdan KIM IS A CLASSIC! However Kim’s battle with sobriety has been a struggle, not helped by others exploiting her. #RHOBH

Before I dive into the top 5, I want to list my favourite #RHOBH trips:

1. Amsterdam (Season 5)
2. Hong Kong (Season 7)
3. Peuro Rico (Season 4)
4. Dubai (Season 6)

Each trip delivered the perfect blend of destination, drama, hilarity and glamour I could only dream of!

5. Dorit Kemsley (S7-10)

Well if it isn't my hair-style changing, accent altering, bon-bon devouring BUBBALICIOUS coke-whore! Dorit divides fans but that’s what makes a great wife! LMAO at her dumping Lucy Apple Juicy's vicious ass! Now who’s ready for some champs bubba #RHOBH