Doing super well over here. This just made me choke up.
If Ernest Hemingway was actually Eldon from Murphy Brown
Define “take”
Tale as old as time
“Cheese is a huge.”
Left the city this weekend
Not easy being a Maine rooster
Jesus Christ
If I lived with someone that put this up I’d move
Easy pickup
Scarier than the above toilet
Read Before 9AM And Don’t Puke Challenge
Out here buying 7lb 3oz cans of beans without looking at the variety
Pits, pants
Happy one year anniversary to this thread
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