Chrissy Teigen has had to tap-dance backwards in high heels to corner a FRACTION of the market share affluent white women with palatial New England farmhouse estates have had cornered since the eighties, BECAUSE she is a woman of color. her uphill climb was so much steeper!

and i don't even KNOW SHIT, i'm just a basic white bitch who loves pastel kitchenware and RealSimple Magazine and making ribbon wreaths, but alison is a PROFESSIONAL FOOD WRITER for the NEW YORK TIMES, people of color have been writing about this for YEARS, she should KNOW this

you can't come for the First Lady of Twitter with your casual Karen bitchery and expect all the other white women in the room to just laugh at your jokes and let it go like they do in your group chat!!!!

contractually obligated "omg this went viral please buy my book" tweet, delivered with nothing but love for anyone who is boycotting Amazon, unfortunately the only place the paperback is for sale (indie e-readers and libraries have it, though!) https://www.amazon.com/Rewind-Files-Complete-Novel-ebook/dp/B014VMIVDU

I just had to mute so many “not all white women” oh my god I need a NAP