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We have been called out by @AlyssaM_InfoSec and @hacks4pancakes to answer @gabsmashh's plea for help to come up with cocktails for linux distros. Needless to say, we're working on that and will have them for you shortly.
But you know us, this got us thinking...
But you know us, this got us thinking...
What linux distros pair with what cocktails based on user behavior? What follows is an unbiased, scientific survey of the data. Enjoy.
Distro: Ubuntu
Cocktail: Old Fashioned
Your kids use it. Everyone uses it.
Solid. Boring.
You tip your waitress $1 per drink. Never more. Never less.
Cocktail: Old Fashioned
Your kids use it. Everyone uses it.
Solid. Boring.
You tip your waitress $1 per drink. Never more. Never less.
Distro: Debian
Cocktail: Loaded Bloody Mary
You have a drinking problem and an eating problem.
Comes with more shit than you could possibly finish.
Where are your sunglasses? Why is your waitress shouting?
Cocktail: Loaded Bloody Mary
You have a drinking problem and an eating problem.
Comes with more shit than you could possibly finish.
Where are your sunglasses? Why is your waitress shouting?
Distro: Fedora
Cocktail: Dry Vodka Martini
Your director uses it.
Solid adult beverage, but no sense of adventure.
You like to wink at the wait staff.
Cocktail: Dry Vodka Martini
Your director uses it.
Solid adult beverage, but no sense of adventure.
You like to wink at the wait staff.
Distro: RedHat
Cocktail: Cazadores from the bottle
You need support.
Get the help you need.
You thought the clerk at the bodega was checking you out.
Cocktail: Cazadores from the bottle
You need support.
Get the help you need.
You thought the clerk at the bodega was checking you out.
Distro: SUSE
Cocktail: Ginger Ale
You're the designated driver.
You need to be in control.
The bartender keeps nodding at you while you complain about how stupid your friends are when they're drunk.
Cocktail: Ginger Ale
You're the designated driver.
You need to be in control.
The bartender keeps nodding at you while you complain about how stupid your friends are when they're drunk.
Distro: Arch
Cocktail: Patriot Punch
You need things to be pretty.
In the end, you're basic and ordering a vodka lemonade.
Your bartender wants you to go away.
Cocktail: Patriot Punch
You need things to be pretty.
In the end, you're basic and ordering a vodka lemonade.
Your bartender wants you to go away.
Distro: Slackware
Cocktail: Gin martini. Hold the vermouth. Hold the glass. Just the bottle.
You know what you're doing.
No, really, you've got this. Don't call them.
You own the bar.
Cocktail: Gin martini. Hold the vermouth. Hold the glass. Just the bottle.
You know what you're doing.
No, really, you've got this. Don't call them.
You own the bar.
Distro: Kali
Cocktail: Giving someone else a Malört shot
You like the look on people's faces when you make them do shit they don't want to do.
You have no idea what you're doing.
You usually drink alone.
Cocktail: Giving someone else a Malört shot
You like the look on people's faces when you make them do shit they don't want to do.
You have no idea what you're doing.
You usually drink alone.
Distro: Gentoo
Cocktail: Negroni
You like people to think you know that you're doing.
You have a blackbelt in Googlefoo.
Your bartender uses a heavy hand for your pours because you tip like crazy when you're drunk.
Cocktail: Negroni
You like people to think you know that you're doing.
You have a blackbelt in Googlefoo.
Your bartender uses a heavy hand for your pours because you tip like crazy when you're drunk.
Distro: OpenBSD
Cocktail: Sazarac
You're an old man and you tell everyone you're an old man every time you drink.
You're actually 39.
There is a bartender in NOLA missing you right now.
Cocktail: Sazarac
You're an old man and you tell everyone you're an old man every time you drink.
You're actually 39.
There is a bartender in NOLA missing you right now.
Distro: Mint
Cocktail: Cosmopolitan
You want the work to get done and you want to look good while doing it.
You have at least 2 drinks a night.
Your bartender has never seen you drink anything else.
Cocktail: Cosmopolitan
You want the work to get done and you want to look good while doing it.
You have at least 2 drinks a night.
Your bartender has never seen you drink anything else.
Distro: Puppy
Cocktail: Bud Light Lime
Gotta do crossfit in the morning.
Sure, you'll go to the strip club next.
You tip by rounding up to the nearest dollar.
Cocktail: Bud Light Lime
Gotta do crossfit in the morning.
Sure, you'll go to the strip club next.
You tip by rounding up to the nearest dollar.
