when recipes are like “add 12 ounces of asparagus” it’s like what the fuck are you talking about. what does one ounce of asparagus look like i’m literally going to fucking kill you

by the way im@in a bad mood

ok ALSO why don’t recipes restate in the actual STEPS part how much of each thing they want, they’re like “add the turmeric” bitch i’m not keeping everything in little bowls this isn’t buzzfeed!!!! i don’t wanna keep scrolling back and forth, tell me how much to add !!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway this is what i made - nytimes turmeric asparagus chicken. pretty good! also i got new shoes today