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Playing Uncharted for the first time. A thread.
Enemies can take a grenade explosion 2/10
OH BUT WHEN YOU GET HIT WITH ONE (GRENADE) YOU DIE. COOL.
An hour or so into the game. And it just instructed me now on how to shoot. 1/10
Bethesda make this?
Okay, cool. 100s of oil barrels are just being thrown in the water? Like why?? Also fuck you.
For a guy who can climb walls, swing on vines, get shot a bunch. The ability to run is absent??
Oh it got spooky now 5/10
Oh, so now guns kill me in one hit.
Oh, I guess I beat it already.
Classic Sully, am I right?
Uncharted Drake& #39;s Fortune. 6/10.
I guess I start Uncharted 2: Among Thieves.
Most anxious I& #39;ve been playing Uncharted in the first five minutes of two then all of one.
Don& #39;t like the British guy.
Stealth mission. Throws a guy head first into a stone pillar with other guards around stealthily.
Protagonist says out loud he doesn& #39;t want to kill anyone on this mission. Ten minutes later, yeets a guy off a building.
Ughhhhhhhhh
We back.
So far favorite part of 2 is when I die ten times from something out of my control.
Also still runs like there are people not trying to kill him.
Uncharted 2: Where running is absent and shots to the head mean nothing.
Went from winter to a bamboo jungle driving down the road.
My God. The train was almost as long as one in Illinois.
Fucking trains.
Wow. You don& #39;t slide when on ice 1/10.
Took me an hour to get through this labyrinth. Made it back in one screen wipe.
I& #39;ve died more in 2 then all of 1. But still such improvements in all aspects (except running) 4/10.
To drunk to continue. Will finish tomorrow.
Not drunk anymore. Here we go.
Only puzzle to cause me to spend more then two minutes on, just leads to outside where you could have definitely went around 3/10
And yup. Looks like the bad guys just went around and didn& #39;t spend ten minutes solving a damn puzzle.
I want doors that open when I stab them.
Oh so when the bad guy shoots the big scary creature they die in one shot. But when I shoot them 50+ times it& #39;s not enough.
Oh Shambhala is definitely next vacation spot.
Once again these ancient God damned cross bows are miraculously more effective then say a fully automatic rifle.
Ol dude just blew himself up, but like for what?
The more I shoot him the more grenades the boss throws. How do I meant this power?
Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead.
Some guy is just holding the first prototype of ball in cup and saying a prayer. Goals.
Where did this pendent come from? Probably don& #39;t remember from drunk yesterday.
Uncharted 2: Among pals. Much better then the first one. But that camera placement made me develope vertigo. 7/10. Also still can& #39;t run freely.
Ten minutes in. Me and ol boy are already dead.
I died. Now I& #39;m 13 again.
Oh, it was a prank. I& #39;m alive bitches.
Watching four grown animated characters do the smallest and most mynute baby jump in sync is huge mood.
What the fuck is going on with his arms.
I guess @Naughty_Dog sampled Mr. Smith from matrix in the first chapter. Because I& #39;ve killed the same white man 65 times now.
Can no one hear anyone walking in this game???
This building is mainly stone and it going up like gd (God damn) bonfire. I just don& #39;t understand.
Is this fucking castle 3 miles long?
So I guess the people who are over 6" in this game don& #39;t die when you shoot repeatedly in the head.
They& #39;re also always bald.
Been hit by three rockets in this cutscene. But one grenade kills me. Hey, stop.
Thanks, friendly bald man for making it look like you betrayed us to fool the bad boy. But ya waited till we threw out guns over the cliff?
