*Ben Shapiro Voice*

So let's say there's this woman and she's on an airplane. Now that we've established she's on a plane we can also say she was flying. Let's say she was flying to meet her fiance even.

Ok. And if she's flying it would be reasonable to say she was sailing high above the, the largest ocean on planet earth. Ok. Now when one is on a plane one is seated next to someone. Next to this man even.

Let’s suppose she had tried to start conversations, however she had only heard him order his drink. Hypothetically speaking, he ordered a Bloody Mary. Now, Let’s suppose she’s reading an article in a magazine. Perhaps about a 3rd world country.

Now that we’ve established that we can assume she couldn’t pronounce the same of the country. One could surmise she might be bored and despondent even. Now. In this situation, let’s imagine there was a profound mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out.

Now we’ve established they were flying, and they there was a mechanical failure, one could conclude they would start falling thirty-thousand feet.

It would fair to say that all planes have pilots and in the event a plane begins to fall thirty-thousand feet said pilot might turn on the microphone and say “I’m sorry, I'm sorry, oh my god, I'm sorry.”

Ok. So in this hypothetical, the woman may look at the man she may ask “Where are we going?” Now that we’ve established a conversation it would be reasonable for the man to say they were going to a party.

Let’s even say that it is, in fact, a birthday party. Now that we’ve established it’s a birthday party one could reasonably conclude he should say “Happy birthday, darling” and perhaps start humming a song.

And, and uh, it kind of goes like this, it's kinda one, two, one, two, three, four